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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 12 June 1998 (17 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 35351
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

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Today, I got an angry call from my 7-year-old son's school. It turned out that while doing a "what I want to be when I'm older" assignment, he wrote that he wants to be an internet troll so he can make people mad and make them kill themselves. FML

by Anonymous / 09/23/2015 at 11:48am / United States (New Jersey) / Kids

Today, my dad was telling me some childhood stories. He mentioned I once started sucking on a cow's udder when I was 2, and I asked why didn't he stop me. His response: "You were an accident and I wasn't good at the parenting thing". FML

by gotmilk? / 09/22/2015 at 9:41am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

Today, my company let me go after 3 months. A day before my wedding and with zero advance notice. FML

by ryu1356 / 09/22/2015 at 9:24am / United States (Texas) / Work

Today, I was taking a bath after a long day at work. I closed my eyes and listened to music. My cat thought this was the perfect time to come out of his hiding spot and jump in the bath. Once he realized it was filled with water, he freaked out and dug his claws into my face. FML

by lyssthemiss / 09/22/2015 at 6:51am / United States (Illinois) / Animals

Today, a cute guy I recognized from one of my classes messaged me on a dating site. He wanted help with homework. FML

by ohforchristssake / 09/20/2015 at 10:15pm / United States (California) / Love

Today, while enjoying a truly epic move from my wife in the hotel shower, I managed to accidentally pull the "grab bar" from the wall and clock her in the side of the head. Three stitches at the Urgent Care later, she's explaining to the entire waiting room how it happened. FML

by Anonymous / 09/20/2015 at 9:24am / United States / Intimacy

Today, I got a mosquito bite on my wrist. Maybe I'm paranoid, but I am pretty sure mosquito bites are not supposed to start crawling up to your armpit while swelling. FML

by Severus_Snape_ / 09/20/2015 at 3:11am / United States (California) / Health

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Today, my mother-in-law turned up at my doorstep close to midnight, drunk off her tits, crying about how my wife is punishing her and throwing her life away by marrying me. FML

by Anonymous / 09/19/2015 at 5:20am / Hungary (Budapest) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was confiding in my grandma about how lonely I am and how everything in my life seems to be falling apart. While I was in mid-sentence, she rolled her eyes and made a show of removing her hearing aid. FML

by Anonymous / 09/19/2015 at 1:45am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous

Today, I'm travelling across the country with my family. My grandma thought it would be a good idea to take her shoes off. It's been 5 minutes and my eyes are watering from the stench. We still have over 200 miles left until we get home. FML

by Anonymous / 09/19/2015 at 1:24am / United States (California) / Health

Today, my scumfuck brother and his friends spent my baby sister's funeral snickering and telling dead baby jokes to one another. FML

by Anonymous / 09/18/2015 at 11:35pm / United States / Kids

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML

by Lady Vulva of the Redwater / 09/18/2015 at 10:56pm / Intimacy

Today, I asked my girlfriend why she's been avoiding kissing me lately. Apparently she had a dream that one of my teeth caught on her braces, and all of her teeth got pulled out like a string of pearls. It seems unlikely she will be un-scarred any time soon. FML

by Anonymous / 09/18/2015 at 10:08pm / United States (Washington) / Love

Today, while working alone, I decided to just try some random impressions, and so I ended up doing a French accent when a customer walked in. To avoid embarrassment, I had to continue faking the accent as he struck up a long conversation with me. FML

by Joshua Sheldon / 09/18/2015 at 9:56pm / Australia (South Australia) / Work

Today, my girlfriend told me she has decided to become a stay-at-home mom for our dog. FML