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by Xandriajoy10 / 01/04/2016 at 12:21am / Australia / Kids
Today, I walked in on my 13-year-old sister cutting her pubic hair with scissors. After a long talk about what on earth she was doing, she confessed to doing it so her boyfriend could find her clitoris. FML
by Anonymous / 12/26/2015 at 12:40am / United States (Kentucky) / Kids
by ygma / 12/01/2015 at 11:39am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was waiting at a traffic light. I saw my neighbour and her new boyfriend crossing the road, then noticed as he started grabbing his crotch, but thought nothing of it. They both then pulled down their pants and urinated in the middle of the busy intersection. FML
by tabbycacti / 11/30/2015 at 8:06am / Australia / Miscellaneous
by badmom / 11/06/2015 at 12:02pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by EnderHorse / 11/05/2015 at 3:52pm / United States (Ohio) / Health
by ZombieGirl0417 / 09/30/2015 at 5:13pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, my 6-year-old daughter touched a tray I'd just pulled out of the oven. I quickly swatted her hand away, but then noticed she wasn't hurt or burned at all. I then gingerly touched the tray and got scalded. My daughter giggled maniacally as I screamed. To be honest, I'm now terrified of her. FML
by :| / 09/26/2015 at 12:10am / New Zealand (Nelson) / Kids
by Anonymous / 09/25/2015 at 10:36pm / Australia / Love
by Thank God I Flush Them Down The Toilet / 09/25/2015 at 9:10pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by zAstonish / 09/25/2015 at 11:03am / Singapore / Animals
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML
by helpme / 09/25/2015 at 9:46am / United Kingdom (Cardiff) / Love
Today, I got an angry call from my 7-year-old son's school. It turned out that while doing a "what I want to be when I'm older" assignment, he wrote that he wants to be an internet troll so he can make people mad and make them kill themselves. FML
by Anonymous / 09/23/2015 at 11:48am / United States (New Jersey) / Kids
Today, my dad was telling me some childhood stories. He mentioned I once started sucking on a cow's udder when I was 2, and I asked why didn't he stop me. His response: "You were an accident and I wasn't good at the parenting thing". FML
by gotmilk? / 09/22/2015 at 9:41am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by ryu1356 / 09/22/2015 at 9:24am / United States (Texas) / Work