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by ktpnothappening / 04/03/2016 at 12:03pm / United States (South Carolina) / Love
Today, my girlfriend dumped me by text for another man while I was at work. While I worked the drive-thru, a customer noticed me choking back my tears and said "I'd be cryin' too if I worked your dead-end job." FML
by fuck off, for real / 04/03/2016 at 9:26am / United States (Kentucky) / Love
Today, I found out the real reason my dad bought a new car and generously gave me his old one. He knew the engine was about to fail and didn't want it to be his problem when it finally did. It blew out while I was driving at high speed on the motorway. Just my luck. FML
by Anonymous / 04/03/2016 at 5:46am / United States (California) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 04/01/2016 at 5:06pm / United States (California) / Kids
by mackamuir / 04/01/2016 at 9:01am / Australia (Queensland) / Money
by Anonymous / 04/01/2016 at 8:55am / Ukraine (Kyyiv) / Love
by dickface / 03/31/2016 at 9:52pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, a crow somehow got stuck in my ceiling. It's been making tons of noise for 9 hours now, including crowing very loudly. I live in a one-bedroom apartment, I have no access to the attic and the property owner doesn't give a shit. FML
by SeverelyAnnoyed / 03/31/2016 at 1:53pm / Netherlands / Animals
Today, the head chef at work yelled at me for not knowing the difference between two sauces. I couldn't win the argument, even after a coworker admitted to filling both bottles with the same sauce. FML
by notabadserver / 03/31/2016 at 1:20pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by Littlethings1 / 03/31/2016 at 1:07pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by stupidboss / 03/30/2016 at 11:23pm / United States (Washington) / Transportation
Today, I went to my new dentist to get my teeth cleaned. He kept getting distracted, causing him to repeatedly stab me in the gums. He then had the nerve to tell me that I need to brush more, due to how I was bleeding just from his "routine examination". FML
by Anonymous / 03/30/2016 at 1:02pm / United States (Ohio) / Health
Today, I introduced my long-distance boyfriend of 2 years to my friends. I told him how my friends jokingly call him my imaginary Internet boyfriend. He thought it was so funny that when they met, he claimed to be my cousin, saying that I paid him to pretend to be my boyfriend. They believed him. FML
by Anonymous / 03/30/2016 at 2:53am / United States (Maryland) / Love
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 3 years. She responded by drinking all the alcohol in sight, falling unconscious and pissing herself. Six hours later, she said that I was too immature and that's why it would never work. FML
by random guy / 03/30/2016 at 2:49am / United States (Nevada) / Love