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Today, $1,000 were stolen from a deposit box to which only I and a coworker have access. I was so nervous during my interrogation that the cop said he had no doubt I was the one who stole the money. I had nothing to do with it. FML
by cats1234 / 04/07/2016 at 3:19pm / Canada (Alberta) / Money
by stuckass / 04/05/2016 at 5:02am / Pakistan / Work
Today, I tried a DIY face mask that involved using turmeric spice. After keeping it on for 20 minutes, I tried washing it off, but I couldn't get rid of the orange residue it had left behind. Guess who's going to work tomorrow looking like an Oompa Loompa. FML
by Oliveisthenewora / 04/05/2016 at 1:55am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
Today, I met a cute girl. She seemed really sweet and I was heartbroken to find out that she had fallen on hard times and was living in a shelter. I asked her if I could take her out to lunch. She said, "No." I can't even get a date with a homeless girl. FML
by foreverAlone / 04/04/2016 at 3:40pm / United States (Maryland) / Love
by ktpnothappening / 04/03/2016 at 12:03pm / United States (South Carolina) / Love
Today, my girlfriend dumped me by text for another man while I was at work. While I worked the drive-thru, a customer noticed me choking back my tears and said "I'd be cryin' too if I worked your dead-end job." FML
by fuck off, for real / 04/03/2016 at 9:26am / United States (Kentucky) / Love
Today, I found out the real reason my dad bought a new car and generously gave me his old one. He knew the engine was about to fail and didn't want it to be his problem when it finally did. It blew out while I was driving at high speed on the motorway. Just my luck. FML
by Anonymous / 04/03/2016 at 5:46am / United States (California) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 04/01/2016 at 5:06pm / United States (California) / Kids
by mackamuir / 04/01/2016 at 9:01am / Australia (Queensland) / Money
by Anonymous / 04/01/2016 at 8:55am / Ukraine (Kyyiv) / Love
by dickface / 03/31/2016 at 9:52pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, a crow somehow got stuck in my ceiling. It's been making tons of noise for 9 hours now, including crowing very loudly. I live in a one-bedroom apartment, I have no access to the attic and the property owner doesn't give a shit. FML
by SeverelyAnnoyed / 03/31/2016 at 1:53pm / Netherlands / Animals
Today, the head chef at work yelled at me for not knowing the difference between two sauces. I couldn't win the argument, even after a coworker admitted to filling both bottles with the same sauce. FML
by notabadserver / 03/31/2016 at 1:20pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by Littlethings1 / 03/31/2016 at 1:07pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous