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Today, I bought my mother an expensive TV she had been looking at. After I bought it, she continued browsing for more stuff. I told her I couldn't afford the extra items. She got mad and called me "selfish". FML
by SwingingGallows / 07/15/2016 at 11:43am / Money
by gross / 07/14/2016 at 11:06pm / United States (Ohio) / Work
by Anonymous / 07/13/2016 at 11:21am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, while finishing up at work, I started helping a co-worker out with his workload since I'd finished mine. His girlfriend apparently didn't like this and started slamming things around, constantly muttering passive aggressive comments because she wanted to help him. I work with idiots. FML
Today, I handed a middle-aged woman her change of $0.75 with three quarters. She looked at the change bewildered and threw the coins down, asking if she thought I could get away with only giving her thirty cents. I had to explain to her how much a quarter is worth. FML
by ihatebeingacashier / 07/11/2016 at 5:06pm / Work
Today, my mom called me for dinner by saying, "We're going to eat Steph! I mean we're going to eat COMMA Steph! We're not going to eat you! Ha ha!" She thinks this joke is hilarious and has been doing it to both my dad and me every night since early June. FML
by Anonymous / 07/11/2016 at 5:02pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by nightjay / 07/11/2016 at 10:32am / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
Today, after far too many times of my brother stealing food out of my own personal mini fridge, I bought a lock and chained the handles together. I came back to find that my brother had responded by breaking the doors off their hinges. FML
by polemania / 07/11/2016 at 1:23am / United States / Work
by DumbassRoaster / 07/10/2016 at 3:44pm / United States (North Carolina) / Animals
by snowmon06 / 07/10/2016 at 12:13am / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his…