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by Anonymous / 07/13/2016 at 11:21am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I handed a middle-aged woman her change of $0.75 with three quarters. She looked at the change bewildered and threw the coins down, asking if she thought I could get away with only giving her thirty cents. I had to explain to her how much a quarter is worth. FML
by ihatebeingacashier / 07/11/2016 at 5:06pm / Work
Today, my mom called me for dinner by saying, "We're going to eat Steph! I mean we're going to eat COMMA Steph! We're not going to eat you! Ha ha!" She thinks this joke is hilarious and has been doing it to both my dad and me every night since early June. FML
by Anonymous / 07/11/2016 at 5:02pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by nightjay / 07/11/2016 at 10:32am / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
by polemania / 07/11/2016 at 1:23am / United States / Work
by DumbassRoaster / 07/10/2016 at 3:44pm / United States (North Carolina) / Animals
by snowmon06 / 07/10/2016 at 12:13am / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/09/2016 at 5:22pm / Transportation
by wantedphantom / 07/08/2016 at 10:26pm / Miscellaneous
by quackers / 07/08/2016 at 3:00am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by NotFromAustralia / 07/08/2016 at 1:25am / United States (Colorado) / Animals
Today, I was driving with my little brother when out of nowhere he yelled at me to stop. Thinking it was urgent, I slammed my breaks, almost getting rammed from behind. Why did he yell for me to stop? The Pokémon GO said there was a sparrow near us. FML
by PurplePanda_1927 / 07/07/2016 at 10:26pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous