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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 12 June 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 22293
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

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BodyCountEndless's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband wants me to apologize for getting angry when his father told me I'm getting so fat that I look like a whale. I'm not fat, I'm just 8 months pregnant. FML

#21403055
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20109) - you deserved it (1732)

On 05/01/2015 at 6:57pm - misc - by wtf - United States (Indiana)

Today, I desperately needed to let off some steam at work, so I went outside and screamed obscenities at the top of my lungs, before heading back inside. The police then showed up to investigate complaints of a "raving lunatic" in the area. FML

#21403035
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12164) - you deserved it (14297)

On 05/01/2015 at 6:17pm - work - by RavingLunatic (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, in the middle of the supermarket, my 7 year old son asked me what a cocksucker is and why his mum always calls me that. FML

#21402984
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18760) - you deserved it (2049)

On 05/01/2015 at 4:41pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

Today, a drunk man started yelling at the lamppost outside my house, demanding to be let inside, all while my neighbors watched. That man is my dad. FML

#21402962
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18346) - you deserved it (1410)

On 05/01/2015 at 4:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, after a 2 month relationship, I realized two things: A) Dating a known psycho because "crazy chicks are great in bed" is a dumb idea, and B) What crazy chicks are actually great at is beating the crap out of you and driving you to alcoholism. FML

#21402940
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9390) - you deserved it (19984)

On 05/01/2015 at 3:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, my dad got over his aversion to tight pants, giving everyone at the DMV a good look at his package in skin-tight blue jeans. FML

#21402857
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18676) - you deserved it (1552)

On 05/01/2015 at 11:25am - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, I told my friends I was kissed by a girl. They said "Yeah, probably by your mom." The sad thing is, they were right. FML

#21402837
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17370) - you deserved it (7698)

On 05/01/2015 at 10:24am - love - by Forever alone - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I was supposed to light candles at my aunt's wedding. I accidentally lit the groom on fire. FML

#21402824
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23119) - you deserved it (4380)

On 05/01/2015 at 9:41am - misc - by why? - United States

Today, my boss told me I ask too many questions and that's why they cut my hours in half. Officially, I'm a "Pharmacy Technician in Training", which means I'm trying to teach myself how to do the job without killing someone. All from on the job experience and an outdated textbook. FML

#21402730
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22330) - you deserved it (1869)

On 05/01/2015 at 2:12am - work - by PharmSlave (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my roommate was making a waterproof iPhone case and decided to use my phone to test it out. It didn't work. FML

#21402720
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23848) - you deserved it (2786)

On 05/01/2015 at 1:30am - misc - by Crombinator - United States (Oregon)

Today, at my house party, I caught my boyfriend having sex with my best friend. His excuse? He wanted to be better in bed for me. FML

#21402521
95 comments

Today, after frantically searching my house and office and calling every place I'd visited in the last 24 hours, I finally found my phone in my fridge. FML

#21402394
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19678) - you deserved it (5080)

On 04/30/2015 at 2:48pm - work - by nerderer (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, a guy asked me for my number. Now I deeply regret giving it to him, because he won't stop sending me Bible quotes and pictures of Jesus. FML

Today, I realized that my new haircut makes me look like a movie star. Not Scarlett Johansson, no. I look like Lord Farquaad. FML

Today, someone at work took my delicate medication out of the fridge to make room for their lunch. Now my medication has expired. FML

#21402350
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25707) - you deserved it (1964)

On 04/30/2015 at 1:33pm - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Limavady)



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