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Today, my fiancé and I had a fight over household expenses. He's never had a job in his life, but this didn't stop him demanding that I get another full-time job to pay for video games and beer. FML

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On 03/02/2011 at 6:21pm - money - by me - United States (Washington)

Today, I gave my wife a $900 necklace as a special Christmas gift. She gave me a set of Star Wars pajamas. As it turns out, I was more excited to wear my gift than she was to wear hers. FML

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On 12/25/2010 at 2:31am - love - by ima nerd - United States (Alabama)

Today, I found out my girlfriend had sex with three different guys in one day. All at a party. A party that I was at. FML

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214 comments

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On 11/30/2010 at 12:46pm - intimacy - by crushed (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while making a move in a board game that helped my boyfriend win, he got all excited and said "I love you, babe." I smiled until I realized this was the first time he told me that other than when he wants a blow-job. FML

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On 11/28/2010 at 1:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, in the wee hours of the morning I decided to make a naked dash to the bathroom, unfortunately, my dad decided to do the same thing at the exact same time. FML

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On 11/17/2010 at 8:26am - misc - by mydadsawsooomuch (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I found dried cum in my hair - after being at work for two hours. FML

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On 10/24/2010 at 3:31am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)



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