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  • Number of visits : 7845
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About BlueEyed1019 : My name is Helen, I speak French and English, and I visit FML daily :).

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Today, I brought my Japanese girlfriend home for dinner with my family for the first time. They all got drunk and made heaps of racist jokes right in front of us. My dad forgot her name and started calling her "Rice Ball" instead. FML


I agree, your life sucks (60123) - you deserved it (4789)

On 08/28/2013 at 6:35pm - love - by Thanks everyone (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I finally accepted my grandma's friend request on Facebook. I commented on a family photo album she'd uploaded, joking that the quality would greatly improve once she added pictures of me. My comment was met with, "Shut up you sewage rat". FML


I agree, your life sucks (41132) - you deserved it (8013)

On 08/27/2013 at 9:29pm - misc - by sweetnan (woman) - Chile (Region Metropolitana)

Today, while in the restroom washing my hands, a girl decided to let one rip while in the stall. When she came out she gave me a dirty look of disgust and said, "At least wait until I leave." She and I were the only ones in the restroom. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46933) - you deserved it (3170)

On 08/17/2013 at 1:11am - misc - by mugres22 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I attended the reading of my grandfather's last will and testament. My parents, as well as my brothers and sister, all inherited a nice sum of money. I got 69 cents, because "young Jack always was an immature little shit." FML


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On 08/16/2013 at 6:21pm - money - by JacksWag4 (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my 18-year-old daughter texted me and told me that she got in a car crash. She texted, "I forgot wich way wus left lol" and then quickly added "yolo right? Lol". FML


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On 08/01/2013 at 2:21am - kids - by father of the year - United States

Today, my boyfriend suggested that we become "drug dealers" because I'm a chemistry student and he's seen a few episodes of Breaking Bad. FML


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On 07/31/2013 at 12:50am - misc - by Bnewlove - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my husband and I threw a party with non-alcoholic wine. No one acted wasted, until in the last hour my grandmother started slurring her words and slumping. We thought she was joking, until a doctor at the party confirmed she was having a stroke. FML

Today, I've come to the conclusion that my phone addiction is getting out of control after I typed my PIN code into the microwave. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26624) - you deserved it (38097)

On 06/29/2013 at 10:57am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, it's been weeks since some asshat started placing gnomes in my front and back yards. I resorted to setting up cameras, which I thought had deterred the idiot, until I walked into my kitchen this morning and found two gnomes on the counter. Nothing on the tapes. I'm freaking out here. FML


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On 06/23/2013 at 1:02pm - misc - by ilivealoneandwhatthefuck (man) - Guam

Today, I found out that my creepy neighbor paid a guy to install a camera in my bathroom. It's been there for three months. The guy he paid? My brother. FML


I agree, your life sucks (55770) - you deserved it (3245)

On 06/23/2013 at 12:37am - misc - by part time all the time - United States (Michigan)

Today, I found out I'm going to be a grandfather. I'm 29, my son is 13 and the girl in question is 16. FML


I agree, your life sucks (63286) - you deserved it (39210)

On 06/17/2013 at 6:49pm - kids - by young grandpa - United States (Georgia)

Today, I went to a bar for some drinks. A guy looked me up and down, gave me a suggestive smile, then asked for my name and number. I'd have been a little less creeped out if he hadn't been standing beside me at the urinal the whole time. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50220) - you deserved it (3993) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 06/15/2013 at 6:24pm - love - by Sovekipisse (man) - France (Pays de la Loire)

Today, a bug buzzed into my ear. In response, I punched myself in the face. FML

Today, while sexting my girlfriend, I accidently sent a picture to her father instead of her. He sent back a link to a penis enlargement company's website. FML


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On 06/04/2013 at 8:15am - misc - by tinypenis - United States (New York)

Today, I went to the pharmacy to buy condoms. My card was declined, and I had to stand and watch in morbid fascination as the man behind me kindly paid for my purchase. His reason was "God forbid a maxed out Visa should get in the way of fucking." FML


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On 06/01/2013 at 1:09am - intimacy - by Samprib (woman) - United States (Indiana)

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