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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 8 June 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 685
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Bludude4 : I'm a 16 year old guy that likes to longboard and play video games, wanna shoot me an E-Mail about anything?
(I'm the guy on the left in my profile picture, the guy on the right is my dad.)

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Bludude4's favorite FMLs

Today, my boss yet again said she was "literally dying", after she watched a funny video online. Long story short, I'm now on her shitlist because I couldn't help but point out that she clearly wasn't dying, and that her ranting was distracting me from doing actual work. FML


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On 05/17/2014 at 12:02pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend, who was driving down the highway with the windows down. All of a sudden, everything went black. A cattle truck had sped past, and I had been hit by cow faeces travelling at 110km an hour. My boyfriend was hysterical. None of it hit him. FML


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On 05/01/2014 at 10:17am - animals - by Felicityfrank (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was feeling adventurous and decided to freeball it to school. As I went to sit down during first class, I managed to sit on my own balls, scream, then collapse on the floor gasping. My teacher thought I was screwing around and gave me detention. FML


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On 04/04/2014 at 1:26pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Dominican Republic (Distrito Nacional)

Today, the parent of a student called to ask me about a homework assignment. At the end of the call, she told me that I seem to be losing my "Asian accent" from when she first talked to me in the summer. I was born in the US, grew up in NJ and speak perfect English. FML


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On 02/17/2014 at 5:41pm - work - by kdubz23 (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my friends and I were talking about the creepy stranger that used to stalk me back in high school. I guess his looks changed a lot through the years because I found out that he's my current boyfriend of 4 months. FML


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On 05/24/2013 at 10:00am - love - by datgirl92 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, it's my birthday. I got a phone call from my high school bully, to remind me that he'll always be able to find me and do whatever he wants to me. He does this every year. I turn 34 today. FML


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On 07/07/2011 at 8:19am - misc - by Snurkles (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I had to meet my mother. Being a college student, I decided I was too lazy to shave this morning. She noticed the stubble on my face, and started crying because I'm growing up. I'm 23 years old. My dad yelled at me for making my mom cry. FML


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On 11/13/2009 at 1:26am - misc - by stubble (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

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