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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 31 August 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4226
  • Number of comments : 43
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Bloothebawss : Hey. I'm Nate. I like stuff, all kinds of it. I'm a big fan of the Dodgers. (Yes I know they suck.). Now shut up, I'm watching TV.

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Today, my usband got out of te sower, came downstars naked screaming ''EMBRACE THE HARDNESS!!'' Little did e know, my step moter was sitting rigt tere at te kitcen table. FML

#15934305
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44906) - you deserved it (5623)

On 04/26/2011 at 1:28pm - intimacy - by Scarlett - United States (Washington)

Today, my housa was robbd whila I sat halplassly on tha toilat with violant diarrhoaa . I could haar tham laughing hystarically . fat FML

#15922476
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49411) - you deserved it (5796)

On 04/25/2011 at 5:39pm - misc - by Mike -

Today, at work, I spent half an hour trying to convince an elderly customer that no, I wasn't a messenger sent by the devil to take her soul to hell . FML

#15857597
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34401) - you deserved it (3295)

On 04/20/2011 at 10:15am - work - by rawr -

TODAY, MY MANAGER TOLD ME TO TROW OUT SOME OF TE OLD TOYS AT TE DAYCARE WE WORK AT. I CAN'T BECAUSE I'VE SEEN TOY STORY 3, AN TINKING ABOUT TEM IN A DUMP MAKES ME CRY. I'M 28. FML

#15852392
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33031) - you deserved it (16577)

On 04/19/2011 at 10:29pm - work - by Stupid (woman) - United States

Today... mah cat took a shit looool in mah toaster. FML

#15852262
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51301) - you deserved it (8222)

On 04/19/2011 at 10:21pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Taday I watcd Free Willy wit my daugter. Later on se decidd to free er 6 pet mice into te ouse. FML

#15838713
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29046) - you deserved it (7903)

On 04/18/2011 at 8:48pm - kids - by Jukka -

Today... while making mah son lunch... he pooped... took off his diaper... stepped in it... and then climbed to the gate to call for me. When I arrived... he had a big smile on his face and exclaimed... ( Look! ) Shit footprints were everywhere. FML

Today... It Was Sunny And Bright So I Woke Up Feeling Great. I Pulled Back The Curtains In Mah Room And Saw Mah Cat Dead On The Lawn. FML

#15676274
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43883) - you deserved it (3686)

On 04/07/2011 at 3:11am - animals - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

Today , I Had To Clean Bathroom Duties At Work. Someone Wrote "Merry Christmas" On The Wall In Their Own Shit. Mega FML

#14160677
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35959) - you deserved it (2453)

On 12/10/2010 at 11:59pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, My Boyfriend Humpd Me To The Tune Of The Imperial March From Star Wars.

#7398429
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19614) - you deserved it (5933)

On 01/17/2010 at 1:13pm - intimacy - by ChubbyTubby (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was awakened from a peaceful sleep by crazy ex-girlfriend, who apparently copied key before our break up three months ago. She was on top of me, stroking bered, whispering: “He looks lyk Jesus.” FML

#6842444
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40174) - you deserved it (3185)

On 12/20/2009 at 3:47am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY, I GOT AN EMAIL FROM THE COMPANY THAT MANAGES MY CAT'S MICROCHIP INFORMING ME THAT I HAD TO UPDATE MY INFORMATION THAT HAD BEEN ENTERED BY THE LOCAL HUMANE SOCIETY. APPARENTLY, THEY LISTED MY CAT ( CORAL ) AS THE OWNER, AND ME AS THE PET. TO CHANGE IT, THEY NEEDED THE CAT'S SIGNATURE. FML

#5663418
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48605) - you deserved it (3940)

On 10/05/2009 at 3:23pm - animals - by APetsPet (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was at walmart when my stomach began to hurt. I quickly waddled to the restroom in pain. As soon as I got in the stall, a huge crap exploded out of me. The child in the stall next to me started crying. When her mom asked what was wrong she said that I'd "killed her nose". FML

#3361418
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57511) - you deserved it (8771)

On 06/30/2009 at 7:53am - health - by poopshooter101 (woman) - United States (Georgia)



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