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by anonymous / 07/28/2011 at 1:39am / United States (New Jersey) / Kids
by frankkathy / 07/26/2011 at 1:07pm / United States (Texas) / Animals
by Anonymous / 07/26/2011 at 12:30am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I went shopping with my grandma. She went to the bathroom and was gone for a long while. I jokingly asked, "What happened, you fall in?" She did. She had shit all over the back of her shirt. FML
by Ima_Moronski / 07/25/2011 at 11:35pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Health
by Stacy Dee / 07/20/2011 at 4:18pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by ElixirRose / 07/20/2011 at 8:36am / United States (Georgia) / Animals
by imnotacat / 07/19/2011 at 9:29pm / United States (Washington) / Transportation
Today, I went over to my girlfriend's house to meet her entire family for the first time. Trying not to be rude, I ate their 12-bean and chorizo soup. Now I'm stuck in the bathroom trying to unclog the toilet with no plunger. FML
by PissNTra / 07/19/2011 at 1:11pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Bill Harrison / 07/19/2011 at 11:19am / United States / Work
Today, a group of girl-scouts came to my door selling chocolate bars. I bought 2 bars and smiled as they left, thinking I'd done a good deed. When the door closed, I heard one of the girls say, "Told you, the fat bitches always wanna buy from us." FML
by hatemylife / 07/19/2011 at 2:24am / United States (New York) / Kids
by Anonymous / 07/18/2011 at 12:26am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by douglas / 07/17/2011 at 3:14am / United States (Washington) / Kids
by anon / 07/14/2011 at 9:51pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
by sbutler / 07/14/2011 at 4:14pm / United States (Florida) / Work
by Username / 07/14/2011 at 4:09pm / United States / Miscellaneous