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Today, I tried to scare a new college friend by sneaking up behind her wearing a mask. It worked. And so did her lightning fast reflexes developed from multiple martial arts championships. My 2 cracked ribs, broken nose and bruised ballsack can now be added to her list of achievements. FML
by only1bigdogme / 09/03/2011 at 1:24am / United States (South Carolina) / Miscellaneous
Today, I have been released from jail because my idiot friends decided to get me a surprise hooker for my birthday. Turns out "Candy" was actually an undercover cop. My friends ditched me. I was the only one arrested. FML
by BlootheBawss / 09/03/2011 at 12:48am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by CHStennis_4 / 09/03/2011 at 12:48am / United States (Utah) / Love
by Panda_Bearr / 09/03/2011 at 12:33am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/02/2011 at 10:47pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
Today, out of sheer boredom, I took a career personality test. The "best match" for me was the position of funeral director. Not only do I have a promising future with death, I got genuinely excited at how accurate the result was. FML
by whattalife / 09/02/2011 at 6:53pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work
Today, I went to a baseball game. On the way in, I managed to trip and get stuck in the turnstile. It took five minutes of flailing and twisting around in front of hundreds of people before I managed to pull myself out. FML
by Anonymous / 09/02/2011 at 6:20pm / United States (New York) / Health
by rochellamaya / 09/02/2011 at 8:47am / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/02/2011 at 2:54am / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 09/01/2011 at 2:02pm / United States (Illinois) / Kids
by Anonymous / 09/01/2011 at 2:22am / United States (Florida) / Work
by bob / 09/01/2011 at 1:29am / United States / Miscellaneous
by anti88 / 08/31/2011 at 9:55pm / United States (Florida) / Money
by Nasty / 08/30/2011 at 12:48pm / United States (Tennessee) / Intimacy
Today, I was on a train when we hit and killed a person. We were stalled for 4 hours. The guy sitting next to me asked what I did for a living, so I told him that I'm a vet tech. Then he showed me his infected elbow. FML
by Anonymous / 08/30/2011 at 10:51am / United States / Transportation
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…