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by Anonymous / 06/07/2009 at 11:53am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/19/2009 at 2:42pm / United States (Washington) / Kids
Today, I was working at a local restaurant when another server's table called me over to ask if I've "ever killed anybody". They informed me I looked like a serial killer. I informed them, of course, that I have never killed anybody. Another customer claimed I scared her child. I was fired. FML
by Bob / 04/14/2009 at 2:13am / United States (Kansas) / Work
Today, while at the Golden Gate Bridge, I spotted a large group of Asians trying to take a picture. Trying to help, I slowly say, "You... want me... take picture?" while using hand motions. The man looks at me and says, "No thanks asshole, I got it," in plain English. FML
by Tourist / 03/26/2009 at 3:19am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML
by Noname / 02/26/2009 at 10:30am / United States (Michigan) / Work
by #201 / 02/05/2009 at 8:23am / United States (Florida) / Animals
- Today, after shaking my boss's hand, I noticed that he had a piece of toilet paper stuck to one of… Today, straight after we had sex, my boyfriend went to the bathroom. He stayed in there for a long… Today, my university fridge is so small that the cucumber I bought doesn’t fit either lengthwise or…