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by pooplife / 11/30/2014 at 2:32pm / United Kingdom (Nottingham) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/23/2014 at 12:46pm / United States / Kids
by uterurist / 11/22/2014 at 1:37pm / United States (Minnesota) / Kids
by liishax3 / 11/22/2014 at 2:22am / United States (California) / Animals
by UTRejected / 11/21/2014 at 8:51am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was rock climbing. I had my equipment on and I saw a really cute girl. I went for the hardest climb in the gym, and while jumping up to grab the rock, I simultaneously farted, missed the rock, fell to the mat and broke my arm in the process. FML
by AOart1st / 11/20/2014 at 10:25pm / United States (California) / Health
by Anonymous / 11/20/2014 at 7:43pm / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 11/19/2014 at 12:40pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
Today, I got in trouble for shooting my paintball gun at a piece of wood, so my dad told me to go wash it. While I was washing it, he shot me several times in the back, yelling, "That's payback for being born." FML
by no / 11/16/2014 at 9:26pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I excitedly told my mom that I'm pregnant with my second child. She shot back, "You know what's a REAL achievement? Jacking your dad off in church last week without anyone noticing. Aim higher." I really didn't need to know that. FML
by jennabee97 / 11/08/2014 at 6:02pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by Anonymous / 11/06/2014 at 12:14pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by jay-frey96 / 11/02/2014 at 10:36am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by noxiffic / 10/31/2014 at 8:31am / Norway (Rogaland) / Animals
by facebookdeception / 10/31/2014 at 12:25am / New Zealand (Auckland) / Love
by fired tomoz / 10/29/2014 at 11:46am / South Africa (Gauteng) / Work