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Today, I got a text message saying "I'm sorry, I know it's our 4 month anniversary but it's not working out, I need to break up with you" followed by her complaining that I never call her as well. WTF? I haven't had a girlfriend for 6 months. FML

#2488
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I agree, your life sucks (20870) - you deserved it (2170)

On 01/24/2009 at 11:25pm - love - by EpicFail - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I made fun of my friend when she tripped over the curb. I said, loudly, "Haha, you can't even walk." I then notice the man in the wheelchair a few feet ahead of us. FML

#2244
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I agree, your life sucks (7359) - you deserved it (26043)

On 01/22/2009 at 6:22pm - misc - by william - United States (Arizona)

Today, someone stole both rear view mirrors from my scooter. And where was the police? They were 500m down the road, waiting to stop me for not having any mirrors. FML

#569
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26251) - you deserved it (1696)

On 12/22/2008 at 12:43am - money - by daddy - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was writing to my girlfriend on msn when her roommate answered «Sorry, this is not Marie, she is at her boyfriend’s». Really? I've looked everywhere in my flat, I can’t find her. FML

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On 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm - love - by Icy -



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