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Today, a guy in the library came up to me and said, "You look very unproductive. It makes me depressed just watching you". FML
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On 02/04/2009 at 12:04pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I walked past a girl in the cafeteria and she threw up. Naturally, a crowd was drawn. Her friend asked her what was wrong. She pointed at me and said, "Get him away from me!" I had never met this girl. FML
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On 02/04/2009 at 11:51am - misc - by disgusting (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I was running to the bus stop to catch the bus. The bus driver smiled, waved, and drove away without letting me get on. FML
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On 02/04/2009 at 11:06am - misc - by seriously?? - United States (Florida)
Today, I got up at 5am, brushed my teeth, shaved and showered to get ready for work only to step barefoot in a huge pile of dog crap in the middle of my living room floor. I don't own a dog. FML
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On 02/04/2009 at 2:53am - animals - by RustyBulletHole - United States (Illinois)
Today, I found FML for the first time in class, and literally laughed out loud in the middle of the lecture in front of 200 classmates. Today's lecture? The cruelties of slavery. FML
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On 02/03/2009 at 5:55pm - work - by kprice6 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
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On 02/03/2009 at 4:46pm - money - by fire0fisis - United States (Rhode Island)
Today, my fiance told me that he no longer loves me, that he still has feelings for an ex. The wedding is off and he needs the ring back to give to the right woman. FML
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On 02/03/2009 at 12:08pm - love - by nolongerengaged (woman) - United States
Today, my mom slept all day. But when she got out of bed for five minutes, she told me I was a worthless piece of shit. Then she went back to bed. FML
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On 02/02/2009 at 1:07pm - misc - by asdf - United States (Washington)
Today, I asked a little old lady in line at my work why she wasn't out enjoying the beautiful day with all her friends. Her response, "...I'd love to, but they're all dead." FML
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On 02/01/2009 at 7:51pm - love - by beckbr - United States (Michigan)
Today, a girl I've had a huge crush on for a long time told another friend of ours to get a life. I, in my infinite genius responded that her mom needed to get a life. She ran out of the room bawling. I got slapped in the face and informed that her mom had died not long ago. FML
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On 02/01/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by Huge A Hole - United States (Kansas)
Today, I was collecting on a bet I had with a buddy on a sports game. He owed me lunch. I have a huge crush on the waitress and told him. She asked if we wanted the checks split and he said, "No, my boyfriend doesn't have any money." FML
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On 01/31/2009 at 1:19pm - love - by MichiganExile - United States (Michigan)
Today, I almost had an orgasm. Unfortunately, he had one first. FML
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On 01/28/2009 at 1:36pm - intimacy - by karma - Canada (Alberta)
Today, on my 18th birthday, my mom told me the man I thought was my father for 18 years was actually not my father, and my real father was in prison for murder. FML
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On 01/28/2009 at 10:42am - misc - by kiddo - United States (Illinois)
Today, on my 18th birthday, my mom told me the man I thought was my father for 18 years was actually not my father, and my real father was in prison for murder. FML
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On 01/28/2009 at 10:42am - misc - by kiddo - United States (Illinois)
Today, I sneezed so hard I herniated my back. After passing out from the pain I awoke on the floor covered in my own shit and piss. Unable to move, I had to wait in this state for four hours for my wife to return home from work, clean me up and take me to the hospital. FML
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On 01/26/2009 at 7:02pm - health - by Noname - Japan (Fukuoka)
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