Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Blobenshnogen

Search for a member

Blobenshnogen

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 7200
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

Blobenshnogen's page activity

Visits<b>Sockturtle</b> - the 04/20/2014 at 2:58pm<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 11:25pm<b>Dorkatore</b> - the 06/23/2009 at 6:15pm<b>5PoPpIn6DrOpPiN</b> - the 05/28/2009 at 7:44am<b>barlessprison</b> - the 05/28/2009 at 7:43am<b>ipwns</b> - the 05/08/2009 at 8:20am<b>Shadesville</b> - the 04/06/2009 at 12:08pm<b>ilgatto</b> - the 02/22/2009 at 1:24pm

Blobenshnogen's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

Blobenshnogen's favorite FMLs

Today, me and ma girlfriend got into a figt!! After giving ma genius response to one of er asinine comments, I stormed out of te store, aving te last word!! Ten minutes later se comes out to fine me in te parking lot!! My car wouldn't start!! Se texts me ( Karma's a bitc ) ten drives away!! FML

#159138
48 comments

Taday wile at work at my grocery store I sold a TON of eggs to a bunc of kids. We joked around tat tey were ( going to bake a giant cake. ) Wen I got ome I found out someone ad egged my ouse. FML

#158702
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47228) - you deserved it (8400)

On 02/28/2009 at 1:30am - work - by eggs (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I sent mah mom an email with "Bad news" for the subject. At the end of her reply, she said, "And don't scare me! I thought u were going to tell me your pregnant!" I AM pregnant, an wanted to surprise her on her birthday. Guess I should get her something less disappointing. FML

#158418
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49985) - you deserved it (4433)

On 02/28/2009 at 12:54am - kids - by EmmaG123 (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I told my boyfriend that I don't lyk his facial hair and that he should shave it off. He replid, "You first." FML

#155544
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21631) - you deserved it (42271)

On 02/27/2009 at 7:34pm - misc - by bojangles (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I flew into New Zealand to surprise my girlfriend on her trip. In the New Zealand Airport I received a text message saying she wanted to break up with me. I live in Michigan an just spent $1,500 for this romantic surprise. FML

#153783
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (86464) - you deserved it (6531)

On 02/27/2009 at 4:19pm - love - by uthinkucandraw (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, to ask a boy I raally likad to my scool's turnabout danca, I gava im a box full of 10 cupcakas tat spallad out T-U-R-N-A-B-O-U-T-?!! Ta boy gava ta box back a littla latar!! Tara wara two cupcakas laft insida!! It said looool N-O!! FML

#152949
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (99245) - you deserved it (10726)

On 02/27/2009 at 2:35pm - misc - by justanaccount (woman) - Spain (Madrid)

Today, I Walked Ome From A Guy's Dorm Early In Te Morning, Still Wearing Ma Dress And Eels From Te Nigt Before . I Walked By A Moter And Er Little Daugter, Wo Said "Mommy, Wy Is Se So Dressed Up So Early In Te Morning?" And Te Mom Replied "Because Oney, Se Makes Bad Decisions." FML

#152596
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21697) - you deserved it (61697)

On 02/27/2009 at 1:39pm - misc - by LuvShawn (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I hit a car while trying to answer a phone call from mah mom . I quickly answered the phone and shouted "What!?" . To which she replied, "I just had a bad feeling in mah gut about you so I wanted to make sure you were ok." FML

#152273
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47138) - you deserved it (14570)

On 02/27/2009 at 12:43pm - misc - by wwasmer (man) - United States (Missouri)

Taday I was sleeping because I had been sick. The closest bathroom to mine is the one in mah parents room. I wake up and feel like I have to throw up, I run into mah parents room to go to the bathroom. I walk in on mah parents having sex. Shocked, I gasp fir air then throw up all over their bed. FML

#148827
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (111322) - you deserved it (11759)

On 02/26/2009 at 11:02pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today I was a TA 4 a history class an tha class was taking a tast. About halfway through I noticd ona kid had a small piaca of papar in his hand. I ran up tha row grabbd his tast an rippd it into four piacas. Than I took tha nota from him. It said "I baliava in you -Mom." big fat FML

#142104
981 comments

I agree, your life sucks (77868) - you deserved it (440983)

On 02/26/2009 at 10:30am - work - by Noname - United States (Michigan)

Yesterday, I met a guy at a bar an we went back to my room. We start having sex an about 30 second in he stops an says it's not right - he likes me too much for a one night stand. He gives me his number, a kiss on the cheek an leaves. Turns out he already came. I call his phone - wrong number. FML

#139747
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (78612) - you deserved it (19427)

On 02/25/2009 at 11:51pm - intimacy - by jsw029 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today , in art class we finally had the critique 4 the self portraits we've been working on 4 a month. We critique a few and come to mine. Everyone is silent. Finally , one grl says "I'm just going to be blunt. It doesn't look like you. You're looool not that pretty." Everyone nods. FML

#132596
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62314) - you deserved it (5205)

On 02/25/2009 at 12:07pm - misc - by mylifeeee - United States (Virginia)

Today, I fartad in mah cubicla thinking no ona would small it. Two saconds latar, avaryona cummad to mah cubicla to wish ma a happy birthday. maga FML

#132176
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21466) - you deserved it (38121)

On 02/25/2009 at 10:31am - misc - by riappp (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I woke up to fine that mah dog was missing!! I spent about an looool hour searching for himhen mah psycho ex-girlfriend textd me his photo!! She'd kidnappd him!! After driving over there, she shot paintball at mah car!! Now I have no dog an a colorful car!! FML

#128340
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (98568) - you deserved it (6930)

On 02/24/2009 at 10:21pm - animals - by sammatthews2007 (man) - United States (North Carolina)



Sophie Marie's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Sophie Marie's illustrated FML
  • Hi there Friday, great to see you again! What are we going to talk about this week? It's the same question that most people ask themselves while strolling into their usual bar on a Friday night, on their way to…

Friday 27 March 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: