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About Blee864 : I'm 22 and I'm mixed with black and white. I'm also the firefighter your parents warned you about. I like talkin to new people so feel free to message me.
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Today, a few of my friends arranged for us to go skinny-dipping with the guy I really like. It went really well, until a turd surfaced before our eyes. After we scrambled out of the pool in panic, my crush called us all freaks and left. FML
Friday 19 December 2014