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About Blee864 : I'm 22 and I'm mixed with black and white. I'm also the firefighter your parents warned you about. I like talkin to new people so feel free to message me.
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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. He was about to make me come so I lifted my arm above my head with pleasure. I accidently punched him in the eye, hard enough that he had to stop for a while because he said he felt dizzy. FML
Today, a few of my friends arranged for us to go skinny-dipping with the guy I really like. It went really well, until a turd surfaced before our eyes. After we scrambled out of the pool in panic, my crush called us all freaks and left. FML
Thursday 23 April 2015