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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 22 March 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1237
  • Number of comments : 170
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Blazingcrono : I like pee...nuts.

I joined FML so I can post my thoughts and hopefully be that magical number 1...it's been my life long dream to get it...

But other than that, I'm here to have some fun, spread some grammar nazism, and comment on others' stupidity while ignoring my own faults.

Kthx, bai.

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Blazingcrono's favorite FMLs

Today, my mum gave me half-raw chicken for dinner. After she refused to cook it again, I threw it away saying that I didn't want to get salmonella. She told to be more grateful, and that I was an idiot for trying to use salmonella as an excuse because 'it's chicken, not salmon'. FML

#17610443
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36893) - you deserved it (3366)

On 08/29/2011 at 4:33am - health - by SoupCanoe - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I have a "drinking problem". She says I don't drink enough. FML

#17566686
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31852) - you deserved it (5202)

On 08/24/2011 at 7:34am - love - by fmlTGOD - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend can name each and every Pokémon, but can't remember my birthday. FML

#17090156
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35989) - you deserved it (8615)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:47am - love - by Ignored - United States (Texas)

Today, I realized that my wife is such a bitch normally, she's actually nicer when she is on her period. FML

#17035825
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33658) - you deserved it (7338)

On 07/09/2011 at 12:32am - misc - by Username - United States



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