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About Blazingcrono : I like pee...nuts.
I joined FML so I can post my thoughts and hopefully be that magical number 1...it's been my life long dream to get it...
But other than that, I'm here to have some fun, spread some grammar nazism, and comment on others' stupidity while ignoring my own faults.
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You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Today, my mum gave me half-raw chicken for dinner. After she refused to cook it again, I threw it away saying that I didn't want to get salmonella. She told to be more grateful, and that I was an idiot for trying to use salmonella as an excuse because 'it's chicken, not salmon'. FML
Friday 31 July 2015