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Blasta313
  • Town/Country : Oh, somewhere on the globe., Oh, somewhere on the globe.
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 111
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, after being told by her therapist to try to make her kids a bigger part of her life because we're so distant from her, my mom's new favorite thing to do is to constantly use the words "YOLO" and "swag" around us. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47840) - you deserved it (4989)

On 05/28/2013 at 12:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while trying to find my phone in the depths of the sheets on my bed, I gave my comforter a huge shake. A second later, I heard a crash. My phone had miraculously flown straight into the glass of water on my nightstand. Found it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37821) - you deserved it (7911)

On 04/15/2013 at 12:25pm - misc - by Reno - United States (Nevada)

Today, I had to use a dictionary before I realized I was being flirted with. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19928) - you deserved it (7562)

On 02/14/2013 at 6:01am - love - by lex - United States



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