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Today, after being told by her therapist to try to make her kids a bigger part of her life because we're so distant from her, my mom's new favorite thing to do is to constantly use the words "YOLO" and "swag" around us. FML
by Anonymous / 05/28/2013 at 12:42pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, while trying to find my phone in the depths of the sheets on my bed, I gave my comforter a huge shake. A second later, I heard a crash. My phone had miraculously flown straight into the glass of water on my nightstand. Found it. FML
by Reno / 04/15/2013 at 12:25pm / United States (Nevada) / Miscellaneous
by lex / 02/14/2013 at 6:01am / United States / Love
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