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Blakeup
  • Town/Country : Johnston City Illinois, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 856
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Blakeup : My name is Blake. I live in Illinois. I'm 18.
My favorite college football team is LSU.
My Instagram name is Blake__Marshall Follow Me

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Today, I was proposed to in a McDonald's. FML

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445 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52253) - you deserved it (12286)

On 03/16/2010 at 6:55am - love - by hater -

Today, while I was at work, my wife discovered you cannot put out a grease fire with water. I came home to a frantic spouse, a fire department bill, and a newly destroyed kitchen. FML

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81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21505) - you deserved it (1527)

On 10/01/2009 at 9:43pm - misc - by needs_another_loan (man) - United States (Wyoming)

Today, I was going over to my friends house for dinner, (it was my birthday) when I walked in everyone yelled surprise and then turned on the lights. When my friend looked over at me she said "wrong person guys, turn off the lights". FML

#240271
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48150) - you deserved it (2151)

On 03/08/2009 at 3:16am - misc - by PmS (woman) - United States (Wyoming)

Today, I had to call my mom and tell her about the insurance claim that is going to be coming through in the next couple of weeks. I spent the night in the hospital. I'm allergic to lube. FML

#55146
20 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44046) - you deserved it (5947)

On 02/16/2009 at 6:36pm - intimacy - by manda (woman) - United States (Wyoming)

Today, I texted this girl I really like and she didn't answer. She did about two hours later and it said "sorry I was having sex at the time you texted me. So how are you?" FML

#38126
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33409) - you deserved it (2849)

On 02/13/2009 at 4:59pm - intimacy - by Mr. Hopeless (man) - United States (Wyoming)



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