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BlakeSaysRawr

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 5 September 1998 (18 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 322
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About BlakeSaysRawr : Hello! My name is Blake- And yes, I am a girl. I know, it's not too common for a girl, but neither is Ashley on a guy. Mr. Purdy seems to rock it quite well though. I am a loyal member of the BVB army. XD Here's a list of bands/artists I like, as music is more or less my life:
Black Veil Brides
D.R.U.G.S(I actually cried when I heard they've broken up ;_;)
Asking Alexandria
KISS
Black Sabbath
Metallica
Quiet Riot
Evanescence
My Satellite
Automatic Loveletter
Linkin Park
Billy Talent
Billy Idol
Falling in Reverse
Sonny Moore/Skrillex
Fit for Rivals
The Nearly Deads
Metric
Cherri Bomb
Reckless Love
Ozzy Osbourne(Which is kinda obvious, considering Black Sabbath is on this list)
Chelsea Grin
Blood on the Dance Floor
Jeffree Star
Led Zeppelin

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BlakeSaysRawr's favorite FMLs

Today, I finally got my hands on the new iPhone 5, after I pulled it out of a patient's rectum. FML

by Anonymous / 10/02/2012 at 3:39pm / United States (Washington) / Health

Today, my laptop got hit by a Trojan. Not the malware, but a used condom thrown from a car driving past as I sat on a street bench. FML

by iNearlyHurled / 09/28/2012 at 4:24am / United States / Intimacy

Today, I fell asleep at work and woke up with penis sharpied on my face. I'm a kindergarten teacher. FML

by Fingkids / 09/24/2012 at 9:51pm / United States / Kids

Today, I found a Justin Bieber shrine in my daughter's closet. FML

by unfortunateMother / 09/18/2012 at 3:51pm / United Kingdom (Wiltshire) / Kids

Today, I was called into my son's school because he had got into a fist-fight with another pupil and I had to take him home. He clammed up about the reason behind the fight, until I finally managed to coax it out of him: the other kid is in "Hufflepuff" and he's in "Ravenclaw." FML

by PissOffPottermore / 09/13/2012 at 10:31am / United States (Illinois) / Kids

Today, I announced to my boyfriend that I'm pregnant. He immediately denied that it was his because "a childhood accident" supposedly left him sterile. He has a child from a previous relationship. FML

by Anonymous / 08/28/2012 at 7:08pm / United States (Indiana) / Love

Today, after my shift at the police station, I went on a date with a girl I recently met. We had a great date, that is until I opened the car door for her, and out of habit, pushed down on her head as she got in. FML

by thekriss / 08/23/2012 at 4:28pm / Love

Today, at work in a nursing home, I had to kill imaginary dogs in the lunch room, because they were evil and trying to eat everyone. This started with just one person seeing them, to all 30 of them screaming and freaking out. I spent 45 minutes killing imaginary dogs. FML

by justlittleoldme / 07/25/2012 at 5:05pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Work