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About BlakeSaysRawr : Hello! My name is Blake- And yes, I am a girl. I know, it's not too common for a girl, but neither is Ashley on a guy. Mr. Purdy seems to rock it quite well though. I am a loyal member of the BVB army. XD Here's a list of bands/artists I like, as music is more or less my life:
Black Veil Brides
D.R.U.G.S(I actually cried when I heard they've broken up ;_;)
Falling in Reverse
Fit for Rivals
The Nearly Deads
Ozzy Osbourne(Which is kinda obvious, considering Black Sabbath is on this list)
Blood on the Dance Floor
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Today, I was called into my son's school because he had got into a fist-fight with another pupil and I had to take him home. He clammed up about the reason behind the fight, until I finally managed to coax it out of him: the other kid is in "Hufflepuff" and he's in "Ravenclaw." FML
Today, I announced to my boyfriend that I'm pregnant. He immediately denied that it was his because "a childhood accident" supposedly left him sterile. He has a child from a previous relationship. FML
Today, after my shift at the police station, I went on a date with a girl I recently met. We had a great date, that is until I opened the car door for her, and out of habit, pushed down on her head as she got in. FML
Today, at work in a nursing home, I had to kill imaginary dogs in the lunch room, because they were evil and trying to eat everyone. This started with just one person seeing them, to all 30 of them screaming and freaking out. I spent 45 minutes killing imaginary dogs. FML
Monday 1 September 2014