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Today, sun was shining and I felt confident enough to go sunbathing at the beach. In only my bikini and towel, I laid out to get some sun. A while later, a little girl came up to me and said, "Aren't you embarrassed that you're so huge?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (38011) - you deserved it (10106)

On 04/03/2011 at 1:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, while bending over to get the brownies I was making out of the oven, my husband slapped my butt. I fell into the oven. FML


I agree, your life sucks (72714) - you deserved it (5892)

On 04/03/2011 at 11:14am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my wife and I both have blond hair and blue eyes, we just had a red headed son. FML


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