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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 2 December 1992 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1409
  • Number of comments : 49
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About Blacksxe : Hmm what about me.... Well my name is Carey. I'm 18 soon to be 19 in December. I Don't smoke, drink, or do drugs. I'm Jamaican, nice, and friendly to people. Hmm I am not "ghetto" in anyway shape or form so if you're looking for that then I'm not the right person. I LOVE taking time out of my day to listen to problems or concerns that others may have whether I know you or not. If I date someone I treat them with respect and care for them. The meanest I get is playful teases. You can call me a hopeless romantic. I love to play video games which translates to me being competitive at time. I run Track and Field. I'm a sprinter and jumper. Well that's me in a nutshell. There is more to me and if you want to know just message me. I'm always willing to talk.

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Today, while helping my mom to cook, I was reminded that when the fire alarm goes off in our house, dinner is ready. FML

#18967284
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19222) - you deserved it (2342)

On 02/01/2012 at 7:21am - misc - by JohhnyKeroscene - United States

Today, I was watching a movie in the basement with my boyfriend when we started to get a little frisky. My mom walks down with dirty laundry and tells him to stop it because I'm creaming all over my undies. She showed him a pair of dirty ones to prove it. FML

#18937632
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48489) - you deserved it (8159)

On 01/28/2012 at 9:34pm - intimacy - by Tiana - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was sitting on a bus. I'm deaf. An old lady looked very angry at me and started talking. Then she looked like she was screaming. I had to type on my phone that I'm deaf. Apparently, I'd been stepping on her foot. She decided to poke me in the eye and type, "Now you're blind too." FML

#18936748
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38317) - you deserved it (2949)

On 01/28/2012 at 7:46pm - misc - by Come on - United States

Today, I was driving back home with my family. I had to sit quietly for half an hour, all while pretending I didn't notice my sister playing with herself under the coat on her lap. FML

#18891781
324 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41150) - you deserved it (3374)

On 01/23/2012 at 5:36pm - intimacy - by jjs51 (man) - United States

Today, I found out that my father has taken my copy of Modern Warfare 3, and re-wrapped it as a Christmas present. FML

#18569912
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26162) - you deserved it (3130)

On 12/21/2011 at 12:39pm - misc - by tacoboy27 - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend informed me that the mother of his children, from whom he is not divorced yet, is moving back into his house because she broke up with her boyfriend and has nowhere to go. FML

#18459025
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25172) - you deserved it (7561)

On 12/08/2011 at 6:55am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, my sister's boyfriend said the only thing he'd change about her was her last name. My boyfriend told me he'd change the shape of my nose. FML

#18458740
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26602) - you deserved it (3256)

On 12/08/2011 at 4:14am - love - by disappoint - United States (Florida)

Today, while sitting on the toilet, my phone pocket dialed my boss's cell. He was in the next stall. He answered. FML

#18010067
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29236) - you deserved it (3533)

On 10/17/2011 at 9:14pm - work - by number2 - United States

Today, I left my window open while practicing the saxophone. My drunk neighbours showed their appreciation for the music with a well-aimed firecracker that set my mattress on fire. My landlord has threatened to evict me as she thinks I set it off. FML

#17965886
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24168) - you deserved it (4994)

On 10/12/2011 at 4:13am - misc - by ItaliczZz (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I saw a man dancing to a Britney Spears song in his Volkswagen Beetle. I started laughing hysterically until he got out. He was huge. I was stuck in traffic. FML

#17919835
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11204) - you deserved it (30678)

On 10/06/2011 at 1:04pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was using the toilet and decided to check out some FMLs. One made me laugh out loud as my room-mate was passing by the bathroom. He now tells everyone my penis is so small it makes even me laugh every time I see it. FML

#17919622
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38797) - you deserved it (10001)

On 10/06/2011 at 12:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, my ex took my cat and gave her to an animal shelter while I was at work, saying he can't stand living with her any longer. He's moving out in 2 days. FML

#17847763
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28566) - you deserved it (2371)

On 09/27/2011 at 1:40pm - animals - by Jeimaiku - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boyfriend bought me a gorgeous ring that I fell in love with. As he slid the ring on my finger for the first time, he started moving it up and down my finger and making loud sex sounds, completely ruining the romantic moment. FML



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