About Blacksxe : Hmm what about me.... Well my name is Carey. I'm 18 soon to be 19 in December. I Don't smoke, drink, or do drugs. I'm Jamaican, nice, and friendly to people. Hmm I am not "ghetto" in anyway shape or form so if you're looking for that then I'm not the right person. I LOVE taking time out of my day to listen to problems or concerns that others may have whether I know you or not. If I date someone I treat them with respect and care for them. The meanest I get is playful teases. You can call me a hopeless romantic. I love to play video games which translates to me being competitive at time. I run Track and Field. I'm a sprinter and jumper. Well that's me in a nutshell. There is more to me and if you want to know just message me. I'm always willing to talk.
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by JohhnyKeroscene / 02/01/2012 at 7:21am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was watching a movie in the basement with my boyfriend when we started to get a little frisky. My mom walks down with dirty laundry and tells him to stop it because I'm creaming all over my undies. She showed him a pair of dirty ones to prove it. FML
by Tiana / 01/28/2012 at 9:34pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, I was sitting on a bus. I'm deaf. An old lady looked very angry at me and started talking. Then she looked like she was screaming. I had to type on my phone that I'm deaf. Apparently, I'd been stepping on her foot. She decided to poke me in the eye and type, "Now you're blind too." FML
by Come on / 01/28/2012 at 7:46pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by jjs51 / 01/23/2012 at 5:36pm / United States / Transportation
by tacoboy27 / 12/21/2011 at 12:39pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/08/2011 at 6:55am / United States (Georgia) / Love
by disappoint / 12/08/2011 at 4:14am / United States (Florida) / Love
by number2 / 10/17/2011 at 9:14pm / United States / Work
Today, I left my window open while practicing the saxophone. My drunk neighbours showed their appreciation for the music with a well-aimed firecracker that set my mattress on fire. My landlord has threatened to evict me as she thinks I set it off. FML
by ItaliczZz / 10/12/2011 at 4:13am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/06/2011 at 1:04pm / United States / Transportation
Today, I was using the toilet and decided to check out some FMLs. One made me laugh out loud as my room-mate was passing by the bathroom. He now tells everyone my penis is so small it makes even me laugh every time I see it. FML
by Anonymous / 10/06/2011 at 12:17pm / Canada / Intimacy
by Jeimaiku / 09/27/2011 at 1:40pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Animals
Today, my boyfriend bought me a gorgeous ring that I fell in love with. As he slid the ring on my finger for the first time, he started moving it up and down my finger and making loud sex sounds, completely ruining the romantic moment. FML
by Anonymous / 09/27/2011 at 1:30pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
- Today I had a salad for lunch. What's worse than finding a bug in your food? Finding a half-eaten… Today, I got my wisdom teeth taken out and my boyfriend told me not to worry about getting any soft… Today, my younger sister is taller than me. I'm 5 years older than her, I am male, and I am 17. FML.