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About Black_Letter : Sometimes amputation is necessary.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
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100 kick ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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Clicking reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried is even better.
Today, while working at Subway, a man ordered a sub with avocado. When I told him it was no longer available, he screamed, spit in my face and ran out, pushing over an innocent bystander in the process. FML
Today, I'd just finished cleaning the bathrooms at work when I saw a young boy go in. Of course, I thought nothing of it until I had to use the bathroom myself ten minutes later. The kid had taken a shit and missed the toilet completely. FML
Friday 21 November 2014