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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 21 March 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 70
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About BlackShadow26 : I'm emo love music and drawing. My friends are my life and my fav genres of music are Heavy Metal, Alt. rock, and Rock, for example, Suicide Silence, Motionless In White, Black Veil Brides, Asking Alexandria, Escape The Fate, Falling In Reverse, Bullet For My Valentine, Whitechaple, and Acid Bath, and System Of A Down

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Today, while dog sitting my neighbor's Great Dane, I decided to order pizza. As soon as I received it, the dog stood in the hallway staring at me. As soon as I moved, he ran full force and knocked me into the door, causing me to fall and drop the pizza, which he promptly devoured in front of me. FML

#20083358
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I agree, your life sucks (20296) - you deserved it (2994)

On 09/22/2012 at 10:12am - animals - by Grauncho - United States (Illinois)

Today, I dropped a whole batch of penis-shaped cookies on the floor. Then I thought, "5-second rule" and started eating them. And then I realized that I was home alone, in pajamas, eating broken dick-cookies off the floor. FML

#20081762
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21868) - you deserved it (12234)

On 09/21/2012 at 3:31am - misc - by RawrSparkle (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my mom turned off all internet access in our house because she thought I spent too much time on the computer. She later asked me why she couldn't get on Facebook. FML

Today, while I was sneaking a boy out of my room at 2am, I ran into my mom sneaking a man into her room. FML

#19568801
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33641) - you deserved it (9954)

On 05/03/2012 at 3:41pm - intimacy - by dentistrygirl - United States



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