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BlackShadow26

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 21 March 1998 (18 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 191
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About BlackShadow26 : I'm emo love music and drawing. My friends are my life and my fav genres of music are Heavy Metal, Alt. rock, and Rock, for example, Suicide Silence, Motionless In White, Black Veil Brides, Asking Alexandria, Escape The Fate, Falling In Reverse, Bullet For My Valentine, Whitechaple, and Acid Bath, and System Of A Down

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BlackShadow26's favorite FMLs

Today, while dog sitting my neighbor's Great Dane, I decided to order pizza. As soon as I received it, the dog stood in the hallway staring at me. As soon as I moved, he ran full force and knocked me into the door, causing me to fall and drop the pizza, which he promptly devoured in front of me. FML

by Grauncho / 09/22/2012 at 10:12am / United States (Illinois) / Animals

Today, as I was waiting for my girlfriend in the street, I saw a woman who looked a lot like her. I ran towards her, my arms in the air ready to give her a hug, only to realise it wasn't her. I then had to pass the woman, my arms in the air, still running. FML

by minibuch1505 / 09/21/2012 at 7:31am / Miscellaneous

Today, I dropped a whole batch of penis-shaped cookies on the floor. Then I thought, "5-second rule" and started eating them. And then I realized that I was home alone, in pajamas, eating broken dick-cookies off the floor. FML

by RawrSparkle / 09/21/2012 at 3:31am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, my mom turned off all internet access in our house because she thought I spent too much time on the computer. She later asked me why she couldn't get on Facebook. FML

by Oh_So_Klassical / 09/17/2012 at 9:09pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous

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Today, while I was sneaking a boy out of my room at 2am, I ran into my mom sneaking a man into her room. FML

by dentistrygirl / 05/03/2012 at 3:41pm / United States / Intimacy