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About BlackShadow26 : I'm emo love music and drawing. My friends are my life and my fav genres of music are Heavy Metal, Alt. rock, and Rock, for example, Suicide Silence, Motionless In White, Black Veil Brides, Asking Alexandria, Escape The Fate, Falling In Reverse, Bullet For My Valentine, Whitechaple, and Acid Bath, and System Of A Down
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Today, while dog sitting my neighbor's Great Dane, I decided to order pizza. As soon as I received it, the dog stood in the hallway staring at me. As soon as I moved, he ran full force and knocked me into the door, causing me to fall and drop the pizza, which he promptly devoured in front of me. FML
Today, as I was waiting for my girlfriend in the street, I saw a woman who looked a lot like her. I ran towards her, my arms in the air ready to give her a hug, only to realise it wasn't her. I then had to pass the woman, my arms in the air, still running. FML
Today, I dropped a whole batch of penis-shaped cookies on the floor. Then I thought, "5-second rule" and started eating them. And then I realized that I was home alone, in pajamas, eating broken dick-cookies off the floor. FML
Friday 31 July 2015