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BlackJewel
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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Thursday 9 February 1989 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 3790
  • Number of comments : 25
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Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserted dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said "How do you like that!" And then my mom walked in. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24530) - you deserved it (106419)

On 05/17/2009 at 7:40pm - animals - by sucks (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I found out that my husband named our daughter after his favorite porn star. FML

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On 05/08/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by Oblivious (woman) - Kuwait

Today, I went to a concert. They had this feature where you could send a picture of something from your cell phone and they'd put it on the big screens, so I sent a picture of myself in. When the picture came up on the screens, the entire crowd of about 4,000 people went, "Ewwww!" FML

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On 04/26/2009 at 12:49pm - misc - by apparentlyugly (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, when I woke up, my husband was already up. Thinking I hear him in the hall I shout out "come on, don't be shy, bring that cock in here right now!". A voice replies: "he's gone out to get some bread". It was my mother in law. FML

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On 11/20/2008 at 10:41pm - intimacy - by Tinker-Bell - Sent from mobile version



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