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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Thursday 9 February 1989 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3970
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserted dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said "How do you like that!" And then my mom walked in. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31900) - you deserved it (141127)

On 05/17/2009 at 7:40pm - animals - by sucks (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I found out that my husband named our daughter after his favorite porn star. FML

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241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (138321) - you deserved it (14075)

On 05/08/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by Oblivious (woman) - Kuwait

Today, when I woke up, my husband was already up. Thinking I hear him in the hall I shout out "come on, don't be shy, bring that cock in here right now!". A voice replies: "he's gone out to get some bread". It was my mother-in-law. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40772) - you deserved it (15321)

On 11/20/2008 at 10:41pm - intimacy - by Tinker-Bell - Sent from mobile version



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