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Today, I decided to watch a movie I hadn't seen before to bring my spirits up, as I've been feeling down lately. How did the movie end? Everybody died. FML

#12344215
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26999) - you deserved it (7830)

On 08/06/2010 at 1:12am - misc - by Shouldaknown (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I found out what's worse than having the "sex talk" with your parents: having the "sex talk" with your boyfriend, when he's 23, right before you were supposed to have sex. FML

#11977645
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34032) - you deserved it (5076)

On 07/19/2010 at 3:10am - intimacy - by Bellagirl (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I asked my girlfriend when she would give me a blowjob. She replied, "you know that won't happen, I'm a vegetarian." FML

#195442
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63833) - you deserved it (28509)

On 03/03/2009 at 1:29pm - intimacy - by Sal (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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514 comments

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On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend has big fake boobs, but gets offended when I tell her how much I like them. FML

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51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37475) - you deserved it (5892)

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