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Today, I turned the shower on the hottest setting so it would warm up quickly. I started to sing and dance around the bathroom. I got too carried away and pelvic thrusted the water, which I hadn't turned back down. FML
by Fire_Crotch / 08/14/2010 at 2:27am / Canada (British Columbia) / Health
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