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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 29 June 1985 (30 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 653
  • Number of comments : 57
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About BisFitty : Just a laid back dude who likes to chill and smoke weed. More often than not, I find FML's to be YDIs. You make bad decisions, there tends to be bad reactions, plain and simple.

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Today, I came home in a really good mood, and I greeted my husband with a grin and a "Hi, babe!" He just muttered, "Why can't you just DIE?" and continued playing his video game. FML


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On 02/02/2013 at 5:34pm - love - by rani (woman) - Norway (Oslo)

Today, I auditioned for a role in ballet. My stomach was in pain and as I ran to be lifted into the air by my partner, I let out a huge fart. The auditorium was dead silent. FML


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On 12/29/2012 at 4:32am - misc - by gassy - United States (Washington)

Today, while at a school anti-drugs assembly, the speaker asked everyone to stand up if they knew someone who had died of an overdose. As I stood up, my friend hit me in the side, making me laugh. I stood frozen under accusing glares while the speaker bitched me out for a good 5 minutes. FML


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On 03/15/2011 at 3:29pm - misc - by Embarassed (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, a man was struggling up some slippery steps with a pram, when his sunglasses fell from his head. I hurried to pick them up for him, as he had no free hands, but instead accidentally stood on them, snapping them in half. FML


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On 03/03/2011 at 10:23am - misc - by Emily -

Today, I threw up in the car. While driving. The good news though, I had a bag to catch it all. Bad news? The bag had a giant hole in the bottom. FML


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On 02/22/2011 at 10:55pm - health - by CarSick (woman) - United States

Today, I found out that even though my sister and I are identical twins, I'm known as "The ugly one". FML


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On 02/07/2011 at 8:21pm - misc - by 5minsolder (woman) - United States

Today, I was denied food stamp assistance. Apparently, you need to work 20 hours a week while being a full time student to qualify or have a work study. I was recently suspended from my work study for calling off because my aunt died, and if I worked 20 hours a week, why would I need food stamps? FML


I agree, your life sucks (28366) - you deserved it (5636)

On 01/26/2011 at 9:41am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, we ordered pizza. A long wait and several phone calls later, we found out that someone met the delivery person at the end of our driveway, signed our receipt, and stole our pizza. Way to check the credit card pizza people. FML


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On 01/23/2011 at 9:06pm - money - by deepblue (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, it was my daughter's birthday. She had been wanting a cat for a long time, so I went to the animal shelter and got an orange one. As soon as she saw it, she ran upstairs screaming, "GINGER! GINGER!" She refuses to come downstairs until I get rid of "the soulless creature." FML


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On 01/19/2011 at 10:44pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I got to listen to my younger brother have sex with a girl while I sat in my room playing World of Warcraft on a Friday night. FML


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On 01/08/2011 at 2:01am - intimacy - by Username - United States

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