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Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
by RC3Welly / 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
- Today, my sciatica is acting up again, I can barely move from the pain. Every one is either at work… Today, I got my novice license. When I got home I asked my parents if I could drive my boyfriend to… Today, I went to the library to get work done. Like every Friday a swarm of children took over the…