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Bijaglo's FML badges
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
    80%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    2%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    6%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    125%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    16%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    79%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    30%
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
    100%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    8%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    78%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    15%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    1%
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Bijaglo's favorite FMLs

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

By RC3Welly - / Monday 9 March 2009 22:58 / United States
By jpmetz / Monday 26 September 2011 04:29 / United States
By mike / Sunday 4 September 2011 17:05 / United States
By Michelle / Monday 15 August 2011 08:15 / United States
By Mumbling Mutt101 - / Monday 15 August 2011 06:23 / Australia