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Bigsky18
  • Town/Country : USA
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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 18 November 1997 (15 years)
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About Bigsky18 : I am a female XD

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Today, my boyfriend started coming onto me, despite me being on my period. He said it was okay, and we went to his bedroom. He told me to spread my legs as he spread his hands. Thinking it'd be sexy, I did. He then yelled, "I AM MOSES! I PART THE RED SEA!" and broke down in laughter. FML

#20533607
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44501) - you deserved it (11189)

On 03/06/2013 at 3:20pm - intimacy - by RedWaters - United States

Today, I gave my 5-year-old daughter a unicorn pillow pet. She ended up giving him an ill-advised name, and has been loudly proclaiming to everyone she sees that her pillow pet is Horny. FML

#20499722
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24986) - you deserved it (2964)

On 02/09/2013 at 3:03pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out from her teacher that my daughter in kindergarten gets the little boys in her class to play grown-ups with her. It's basically dry humping and groaning. FML

#19822134
183 comments

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On 06/21/2012 at 1:40am - kids - by Bad Mommy - United States (California)

Today, if it wasn't already embarrassing enough to tell my boyfriend I was on my period, I had to explain what a period is in the first place, how it works, and why it means nothing can happen during that time of the month. He's twenty. FML

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On 05/09/2010 at 12:29pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I found out that my sister who is 16 years older than me is actually my biological mother. She and my parents decided it was best that I didn't know who my real mother was, and to be raised by my grandparents as their child. I've always hated my sister. FML

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On 10/07/2009 at 12:07pm - misc - by dinosaurman (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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