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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 26 June 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 8393
  • Number of comments : 33
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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BigL99's favorite FMLs

Today, I made a nursing home resident laugh so hard that he had a heart attack. FML

#21420106
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32112) - you deserved it (2988)

On 06/03/2015 at 6:15am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I gave my girlfriend a hickey barely an inch from her vagina. She texted me later, saying her dad saw it and had grounded her. So yeah, I'm not sure I even want to know what the hell goes on in their house. FML

#21420087
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40628) - you deserved it (3332)

On 06/03/2015 at 3:22am - intimacy - by W T F (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I'm warning you: never spoon naked with your girlfriend after eating taco bell. The shartpocalypse just might begin in her ass and end on your stomach. FML

#21420039
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30749) - you deserved it (4373)

On 06/03/2015 at 1:01am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my mother found my escaped pet snake after she had already washed and dried it with the laundry. FML

#21419928
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29780) - you deserved it (4098)

On 06/02/2015 at 9:34pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I received a beautiful, heart-felt text from my boyfriend detailing all the ways he loved me. He probably should have emphasized just how big his heart is though because he sent the text to three other women too. Thank you, group messaging. FML

#21419508
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31896) - you deserved it (2436)

On 06/02/2015 at 1:03am - love - by Anonymous -

Today, a guy hit on me. It's such a rare occurrence that I didn't know how to react, so I panicked and said "Sorry, I have to go!" Then I remembered we were on a bus, and just turned around and awkwardly pretended he wasn't there. FML

#21418496
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28443) - you deserved it (6707)

On 05/31/2015 at 9:58am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my hateful mother-in-law showed up unexpectedly. I faked taking a phone call so the bitter old hag would leave me alone. She then pulled out her phone, called my number, and glared at me as my phone rang against my ear. FML

#21418362
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27122) - you deserved it (12358)

On 05/31/2015 at 12:47am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got a text from my neighbor complaining about my girlfriend and me being too noisy in bed. I'm at work. FML

#21418223
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43368) - you deserved it (2807)

On 05/30/2015 at 8:12pm - intimacy - by TooLoud - United States (California)

Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML

#21417917
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34090) - you deserved it (3150)

On 05/30/2015 at 3:28am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my dad met my boyfriend. It took less than 10 seconds for him to accuse my boyfriend of being a "queer" because his handshake was "too limp". FML

#21417868
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28311) - you deserved it (3504)

On 05/30/2015 at 12:23am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, for our anniversary, I had made a small treasure hunt for my boyfriend, tying roses with notes of poetry to lampposts across campus to lead him to where we would have a romantic dinner. He couldn't find it because people had stolen the roses, or simply ripped them to pieces and thrown them away. FML

#21417526
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32072) - you deserved it (8504)

On 05/29/2015 at 9:04am - love - by Headless (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, one of my students tried to bribe me $200 to change his grade. When I said no and told him he was lucky I didn't report him, he went to the dean and told him I offered to change his grade for money. I'm now suspended and under investigation. FML

#21416617
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37613) - you deserved it (3252)

On 05/27/2015 at 12:25pm - work - by UN4 (man) - United States

Today, my dad stood by and nodded in agreement as my sister told me that my clinical depression is "getting REALLY old." FML

#21416569
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29731) - you deserved it (3504)

On 05/27/2015 at 9:39am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I had a call to the rodent rescue I run. They wanted to know if we had any mice for adoption and how much they cost. I told them that we had over 30 mice, and that we don't charge but do take donations. They said, "That's fantastic! I've been struggling to find snake food that isn't frozen!" FML

Today, I got into a heated argument with my girlfriend. Not because of anything I did, but because she actually believes that pasteurization is when a pastor blesses a dairy product. "You know, like kosher." FML

#21416018
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28214) - you deserved it (2778)

On 05/26/2015 at 11:12am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)



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