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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 30 June 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 7268
  • Number of comments : 33
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About BigL99 : Field of study and songs from Amanda shave an average balcony knife every other shebang.





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Visits<b>insanecutie</b> - the 08/28/2015 at 2:34pm<b>chaseafterwind82</b> - the 08/28/2015 at 2:44am<b>feeloona</b> - the 08/22/2015 at 4:29am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 7:52am<b>je_suis_petit</b> - the 08/06/2015 at 1:34pm<b>jaydoug92</b> - the 08/06/2015 at 12:14am<b>JustATeenageMess</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 3:15am<b>thatchick1405</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 7:52pm<b>rachel_mae_</b> - the 07/20/2015 at 9:56pm<b>rhastafish</b> - the 07/14/2015 at 8:53am<b>Gabygonzalez9211</b> - the 07/14/2015 at 6:53am<b>khoov19</b> - the 07/14/2015 at 3:20am<b>afrostybird</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 6:35pm<b>leeleeamber</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 1:45am<b>pandoraisme</b> - the 07/11/2015 at 8:36pm<b>MrsJellyBean</b> - the 07/10/2015 at 12:40am<b>blahblah005</b> - the 07/09/2015 at 7:40pm<b>MrSassypants</b> - the 07/07/2015 at 6:28pm

Fucked!<b>feeloona</b> - the 08/22/2015 at 10:29am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 1:52pm<b>afrostybird</b> - the 07/14/2015 at 12:35am<b>rhastafish</b> - the 07/11/2015 at 2:40am<b>LeavenSilva</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 1:52am<b>thatchick1405</b> - the 06/05/2015 at 3:18am<b>MadMaxy</b> - the 05/08/2015 at 5:11am<b>RealSuperSand</b> - the 05/08/2015 at 12:32am<b>KobeLebroJordan</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 3:04am<b>Blackhawk706</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 7:45am<b>AHzulu</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 5:02am<b>Mixed_steel</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 12:55am<b>the_aspect</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 12:51am<b>nana_star</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 10:46pm<b>patrickalamo</b> - the 04/05/2015 at 1:38am<b>Cautocracy</b> - the 04/02/2015 at 4:56pm<b>buckdharma</b> - the 03/26/2015 at 2:19am<b>Bazinga_1821</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 4:31am

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BigL99's favorite FMLs

Today, I asked my landlady if she could fix the air conditioner that's been broken since I moved in. Instead, she came round and took away my bathroom mirror, along with all the toilet paper. FML

#21415859
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28286) - you deserved it (2093)

On 05/26/2015 at 1:09am - misc - by meh (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I woke up to my little sister strangling me. My parents accused me of making the red marks on my throat myself to exaggerate how bad it was. She's just "going through a phase", they say, and I'm a bad person for punching her to get her off me. FML

#21414899
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33411) - you deserved it (2089)

On 05/24/2015 at 11:15am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I used a tanning bed for the first time ever, in an attempt to get a base tan for the summer. No one bothered to warn me that you shouldn't go the full ten minutes your first time. Now my skin is as red as my hair. FML

#21413860
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17258) - you deserved it (19158)

On 05/22/2015 at 3:36am - health - by missko519 (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I waited tables for the first time at my new restaurant job. I asked a group of older men what they would like. One replied, "A slice of that ass". I'm 19 and a guy. FML

#21413610
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32551) - you deserved it (3056)

On 05/21/2015 at 4:41pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my grandmother yelled at me for driving erratically. I was "driving" in a video game. FML

Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to ask if I wanted to get donuts. FML

#21411735
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29634) - you deserved it (4705)

On 05/17/2015 at 10:54pm - intimacy - by fuckingdonuts - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I had an outdoor meeting with some important clients. It wasn't until the meeting was over that my coworker decided to inform me that I had bird poop in my hair "pretty much the entire time." FML

#21411568
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25098) - you deserved it (1802)

On 05/17/2015 at 5:27pm - work - by lily_marleen (woman) - Germany (Bayern)

Today, while teaching my class, I hooked my laptop up to the projector and put on a documentary. I left it playing and went to the toilet. When I came back the whole class was talking to my mother. She must've Skyped me while I was gone and someone answered the call. FML

#21409928
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32642) - you deserved it (7090)

On 05/14/2015 at 8:42am - work - by HiddlePuff - Australia

Today, I learned I'm claustrophobic by having a raging oh-god-I'm-gonna-fucking-die panic attack while I was stuck inside an MRI scanner. FML

#21408444
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25236) - you deserved it (2001)

On 05/11/2015 at 3:39pm - health - by birchbeer - United States (California)

Today, I was feeling pretty, so I wore a skirt for the first time in years. Two hours later, my thighs hurt from slapping together so much. I no longer feel pretty. FML

#21407700
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29407) - you deserved it (4875)

On 05/10/2015 at 9:47am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was spooning with my girlfriend. She fell asleep and spent the next 15 minutes farting on me. FML

#21407637
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30726) - you deserved it (4772)

On 05/10/2015 at 4:40am - love - by gassygirlfriend - United States (Idaho)

Today, my drunken feminazi mother shouted to me at the top of her lungs, "All men are fucking assholes, and your new husband is no different!" during our wedding reception. All he did was ask her how she liked the salmon. FML

#21407591
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30910) - you deserved it (2862)

On 05/10/2015 at 2:00am - misc - by How's the salmon? - United States

Today, I was out with my youngest cousin and we had to stop for gas. Since he just got his license, I asked if he wanted to pump the gas while I went into the station to get snacks and pay. He pumped my car full of diesel. FML

#21406178
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29385) - you deserved it (6692)

On 05/07/2015 at 11:45am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I had to say to my 23-year-old son that it's not a compliment to tell a woman that he wants to jam his cock down her throat. FML

#21405973
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34436) - you deserved it (5147)

On 05/06/2015 at 11:27pm - intimacy - by dadoftheyear (man) - United States

Today, my boyfriend complained that I only respond to his flirtations with exasperation and annoyance. Apparently, grunting and humping my leg like an ill-mannered dog while I'm trying to wash dishes is his way of flirting. FML

#21405919
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31780) - you deserved it (3715)

On 05/06/2015 at 10:12pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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