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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 6 July 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 6645
  • Number of comments : 33
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Fucked!<b>LeavenSilva</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 1:52am<b>thatchick1405</b> - the 06/05/2015 at 3:18am<b>MadMaxy</b> - the 05/08/2015 at 5:11am<b>RealSuperSand</b> - the 05/08/2015 at 12:32am<b>KobeLebroJordan</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 3:04am<b>Blackhawk706</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 7:45am<b>AHzulu</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 5:02am<b>Mixed_steel</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 12:55am<b>the_aspect</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 12:51am<b>nana_star</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 10:46pm<b>patrickalamo</b> - the 04/05/2015 at 1:38am<b>Cautocracy</b> - the 04/02/2015 at 4:56pm<b>buckdharma</b> - the 03/26/2015 at 2:19am<b>Bazinga_1821</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 4:31am<b>qwertsarecool122</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 3:58am<b>tournamentdecide</b> - the 03/04/2015 at 5:40am<b>Zigstyle308</b> - the 01/31/2015 at 10:29am

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BigL99's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to ask if I wanted to get donuts. FML

#21411735
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27708) - you deserved it (3999)

On 05/17/2015 at 10:54pm - intimacy - by fuckingdonuts - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I had an outdoor meeting with some important clients. It wasn't until the meeting was over that my coworker decided to inform me that I had bird poop in my hair "pretty much the entire time." FML

#21411568
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25067) - you deserved it (1798)

On 05/17/2015 at 5:27pm - work - by lily_marleen (woman) - Germany (Bayern)

Today, while teaching my class, I hooked my laptop up to the projector and put on a documentary. I left it playing and went to the toilet. When I came back the whole class was talking to my mother. She must've Skyped me while I was gone and someone answered the call. FML

#21409928
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32600) - you deserved it (7081)

On 05/14/2015 at 8:42am - work - by HiddlePuff - Australia

Today, I learned I'm claustrophobic by having a raging oh-god-I'm-gonna-fucking-die panic attack while I was stuck inside an MRI scanner. FML

#21408444
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25195) - you deserved it (1995)

On 05/11/2015 at 3:39pm - health - by birchbeer - United States (California)

Today, I was feeling pretty, so I wore a skirt for the first time in years. Two hours later, my thighs hurt from slapping together so much. I no longer feel pretty. FML

#21407700
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28443) - you deserved it (4527)

On 05/10/2015 at 9:47am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was spooning with my girlfriend. She fell asleep and spent the next 15 minutes farting on me. FML

#21407637
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29580) - you deserved it (4317)

On 05/10/2015 at 4:40am - love - by gassygirlfriend - United States (Idaho)

Today, my drunken feminazi mother shouted to me at the top of her lungs, "All men are fucking assholes, and your new husband is no different!" during our wedding reception. All he did was ask her how she liked the salmon. FML

#21407591
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30250) - you deserved it (2630)

On 05/10/2015 at 2:00am - misc - by How's the salmon? - United States

Today, I was out with my youngest cousin and we had to stop for gas. Since he just got his license, I asked if he wanted to pump the gas while I went into the station to get snacks and pay. He pumped my car full of diesel. FML

#21406178
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28490) - you deserved it (6272)

On 05/07/2015 at 11:45am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I had to say to my 23-year-old son that it's not a compliment to tell a woman that he wants to jam his cock down her throat. FML

#21405973
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32214) - you deserved it (4338)

On 05/06/2015 at 11:27pm - intimacy - by dadoftheyear (man) - United States

Today, my boyfriend complained that I only respond to his flirtations with exasperation and annoyance. Apparently, grunting and humping my leg like an ill-mannered dog while I'm trying to wash dishes is his way of flirting. FML

#21405919
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29829) - you deserved it (3170)

On 05/06/2015 at 10:12pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I heard a loud beep for over an hour. It didn't come from my phone or even an alarm of some sort. It was my son pretending to be a smoke alarm. FML

Today, a guy at work told me I look like a famous celebrity. I was flattered, until he remembered the celebrity's name: Steve Buscemi. That wouldn't be a compliment, even if I weren't a 24-year-old woman. FML

#21403358
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25935) - you deserved it (2094)

On 05/02/2015 at 11:55am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, a guy asked me for my number. Now I deeply regret giving it to him, because he won't stop sending me Bible quotes and pictures of Jesus. FML

Today, I realized that my new haircut makes me look like a movie star. Not Scarlett Johansson, no. I look like Lord Farquaad. FML

Today, my mom told me that if I wanted to commit suicide, I should make it seem like a car accident, and not do it in the house, because she would be too embarrassed if people thought she was a bad parent. FML

#21401085
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36311) - you deserved it (2628)

On 04/28/2015 at 9:26am - misc - by WasNotAdopted (man) - United States (California)



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