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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 6 July 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 5171
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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YESTERDAY, WHILE WALKING OUT OF A STORE EATING A CANDY BAR, A HOMELESS MAN TRIED TO RUN UP AND STEAL CANDY . I STUCK A LEG OUT AND TRIPPED HIM . THE ONLY THING I COULD THINK OF TO YELL AT HIM WAS, "SWIPER NO SWIPING" . MY KIDS HAVE RUINED COOLNESS . FML

#21366982
163 comments

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On 03/02/2015 at 11:57pm - misc - by Dad (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, while cleaning mah son's room, I found an envelope labelled ( PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL ) under his bed. I opened it, only to fine it was a glitter bomb. I couldn't get it all cleaned off myself before he got home. He just said ( HAH! Serve you right! ) an went to his room smrking. FML

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237 comments

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On 02/28/2015 at 1:11pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

I SHARTED DURING MY WEDDING VOWS. FML

#21365151
109 comments

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On 02/28/2015 at 9:16am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark (Nordjylland)

Taday I saw mah grandma had registered on Facebook, so I wrote a welcome post on her wall. She replied "Delete." several times, then called me, accusing me of "hacking" her and demanding that I remove mah name from her page at once.

#21364671
49 comments

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On 02/27/2015 at 3:20pm - misc - by Y_Y (man) - United States

Today, while having sex, mah fiancé started talking dirty. I enjoyed it, until he had a brain fart an said, "God, you love fucking mah pussy." FML

#21364648
75 comments

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On 02/27/2015 at 2:37pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, mah boss usd Sri to settle a debate we were having in our team meeting. Sri respondd by calling him "Daddy". FML

Yastarday , wila trying to slaap , I aard wat soundad lika somaona braaking into my ousa. I ran downstairs , only to find my cat ad rippad down my blinds an was tanglad up in tam , trasing around ta floor lika a fis. FML

#21363021
54 comments

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On 02/24/2015 at 11:33pm - animals - by Sarah1330 (woman) - United States

it was the day my catheter was to be removed . The nurse removing it deflated the balloon, an then tried pulling it out . After me screaming in extreme pain, she found out she hadn't actually deflated the balloon all the way . She was trying to pull a small balloon through my dick hole . FML

#21362632
112 comments

Yesterday, I greeted mah grlfriend with a spinning hug. She got motion sickness and threw up all over me. FML

#21362603
45 comments

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On 02/24/2015 at 2:02pm - love - by hamboneghost (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today... wilst laying in bed wit my girlfriend... se received a flirty message from er ex on er pone asking if se wanted to go to te cinema. Se replied... knowing I could see te screen. Te messages were signed wit a love eart and about 15 kisses. Se claims tey are still just friends. FML

#21362430
129 comments

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On 02/24/2015 at 6:50am - love - by anonymous - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, I hit my head on the steering wheel when I sneezd. I managd to honk the horn an the guy next to me couldn't stop laughing. FML

#21361311
72 comments

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On 02/22/2015 at 8:41pm - misc - by headache - United States

Today, my youngest daughter finally started using the toilet on her own. That is, until her older sister showed her the South Park episode where someone gets their intestines sucked out by flushing the toilet. Now she won't go anywhere near the bathroom. mega FML

#21355782
83 comments

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On 02/14/2015 at 4:46am - kids - by Investing in Toilet Seatbelts - United States (Nevada)

Today, mah friend told me she wanted to get pregnant. I thought that was good news, but then she said she wanted mah boyfriend to be the father of her baby. FML

#21355556
108 comments

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On 02/13/2015 at 8:43pm - misc - by DumbFace714 - United States (California)

TODAY, MY "BEST FRIEND" STOLE ALMOST $1,000 WORTH OF ELECTRONICS AND VIDEO GAMES FROM MY ROOMMATES AND ME, JUST SO HE COULD PAWN THEM OFF AND BUY HIMSELF A NEW CAR STEREO. FML

#21355305
90 comments

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On 02/13/2015 at 11:36am - money - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, my caring way too much about proper grammar got out of hand when I corrected my girlfriend during a talk about her dying grandmother. FML

#21353788
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15788) - you deserved it (33920)

On 02/10/2015 at 11:58pm - misc - by randomdude3890 - United States (Nebraska)



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