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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 6 July 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 7050
  • Number of comments : 33
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Visits<b>JustATeenageMess</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 3:15am<b>thatchick1405</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 7:52pm<b>rachel_mae_</b> - the 07/20/2015 at 9:56pm<b>rhastafish</b> - the 07/14/2015 at 8:53am<b>Gabygonzalez9211</b> - the 07/14/2015 at 6:53am<b>khoov19</b> - the 07/14/2015 at 3:20am<b>afrostybird</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 6:35pm<b>leeleeamber</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 1:45am<b>pandoraisme</b> - the 07/11/2015 at 8:36pm<b>MrsJellyBean</b> - the 07/10/2015 at 12:40am<b>blahblah005</b> - the 07/09/2015 at 7:40pm<b>MrSassypants</b> - the 07/07/2015 at 6:28pm<b>holymacabre</b> - the 07/05/2015 at 11:35am<b>qwertsarecool122</b> - the 07/05/2015 at 12:07am<b>PenguinBitch</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 9:53pm<b>Dusty_Cups</b> - the 07/01/2015 at 4:10pm<b>CrossEyedSniper1</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 10:52pm<b>SecretSociety7</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 6:48pm

Fucked!<b>afrostybird</b> - the 07/14/2015 at 12:35am<b>rhastafish</b> - the 07/11/2015 at 2:40am<b>LeavenSilva</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 1:52am<b>thatchick1405</b> - the 06/05/2015 at 3:18am<b>MadMaxy</b> - the 05/08/2015 at 5:11am<b>RealSuperSand</b> - the 05/08/2015 at 12:32am<b>KobeLebroJordan</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 3:04am<b>Blackhawk706</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 7:45am<b>AHzulu</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 5:02am<b>Mixed_steel</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 12:55am<b>the_aspect</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 12:51am<b>nana_star</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 10:46pm<b>patrickalamo</b> - the 04/05/2015 at 1:38am<b>Cautocracy</b> - the 04/02/2015 at 4:56pm<b>buckdharma</b> - the 03/26/2015 at 2:19am<b>Bazinga_1821</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 4:31am<b>qwertsarecool122</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 3:58am<b>tournamentdecide</b> - the 03/04/2015 at 5:40am

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BigL99's favorite FMLs

Today, I asked my boss for a promotion. "You don't work here but I can give you a job application." I've been working here for 8 years. FML

#21448654
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22297) - you deserved it (1611)

On 07/28/2015 at 4:44pm - work - by Application - United States (Ohio)

Today, while in the waiting room at the dentist's office, I looked up at the news on the TV to see my husband's mugshot. FML

#21443899
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26465) - you deserved it (1896)

On 07/19/2015 at 5:02am - misc - by wtf did he do - United States (Alaska)

Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be hilarious to secretly swap her and my mom's numbers in my phone, then sexually tease me before going to work. I found out about the prank when I texted my "girlfriend", saying I was going to fuck her so hard she wouldn't walk straight for days. FML

#21443815
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29159) - you deserved it (3801)

On 07/19/2015 at 12:36am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I lost my virginity. The most memorable aspect of it wasn't the fact that my boyfriend finished after two thrusts, but rather the fact that he first said, "The pilot has entered the cockpit." FML

#21443446
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26003) - you deserved it (2792)

On 07/18/2015 at 7:09am - intimacy - by henhouse - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I dropped my phone in the toilet in a public restroom. That would have been bad enough, without the guy in the next stall saying, "Jesus! What the hell did you eat?!" FML

#21443162
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25889) - you deserved it (2984)

On 07/17/2015 at 7:04pm - misc - by AK-47 (man) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I felt some serious gas building up while at the supermarket. I tried to quietly fart it out, only to end up sharting myself. I had to frantically waddle out of the store as discreetly as possible as several people in the vicinity freaked out and tried to locate the source of the smell. FML

#21443029
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23416) - you deserved it (3700)

On 07/17/2015 at 1:14pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I went downstairs early in the morning to watch a movie. As I walked into the living room and reached for the light switch, I heard my dad say "Knew you'd change your mind. Get them panties off." followed by the sound of a zipper being undone. I've never been so mortified in my life. FML

#21442030
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33077) - you deserved it (2321)

On 07/15/2015 at 12:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I stayed over at my boyfriend's house for the first time. He soon found out about my sleep-talking habit. I started ranting about "electron shaming" and I apparently passionately support their "sub-atomic lifestyle". Yes, he managed to get it on video. FML

#21439547
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25366) - you deserved it (2789)

On 07/10/2015 at 12:57pm - misc - by wantmeasandwich (woman) - India (Maharashtra)

Today, I had 3 teeth pulled. Due to the anaesthesia, my mom came along to drive me home. Halfway through my surgery, she decided to leave and go shopping with her friend. She even left a note with the receptionist, saying that I needed to take on my own adult responsibilities. FML

#21439124
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27060) - you deserved it (1519)

On 07/09/2015 at 5:12pm - health - by gerbilmaster (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, after breaking up with my girlfriend of 3 years a few months ago, my boys convinced me to go out with the cute girl I had been talking to on Tinder. However, she wasn't cute, or a girl. He robbed me. FML

#21439092
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24728) - you deserved it (4663)

On 07/09/2015 at 3:46pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I told my coworker who I have been crushing on for a while, that I really enjoyed our time last night. I immediately realized that the time we spent last night was in my sex dream. FML

#21438922
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28172) - you deserved it (8536)

On 07/09/2015 at 7:20am - intimacy - by who_cares - United States (California)

Today, I was at work at a supermarket straightening shelves in the food aisles. Just as I had finished and got ready to clock out, I heard a giant crash. A lady in a motor scooter knocked over an entire aisle of canned goods. She got up and walked away just fine, pretending nothing happened. FML

Today, my 5-year-old won't stop princess-waving at people. This would be fine, but she looks exactly like she is giving the Nazi salute. I got dirty looks from nearly everyone at the supermarket. FML

#21438778
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22530) - you deserved it (1922)

On 07/08/2015 at 11:13pm - kids - by momoftheyearedition - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, a very intoxicated man came in to my workplace and bought 50 dollars worth of yogurt, talked about the fact that he shouldn't have to wear pants in public, then threw up all over the register. FML



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