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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 24 June 1991 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 841
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I went to get a sports physical at a hospital. My nurse was morbidly obese and unattractive. She told me she would go through the tests listed on the sheet. She did everything, including feeling my genitalia. When it was done, I read over the sheet. Genitalia wasn't a test listed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (164286) - you deserved it (14906)

On 02/28/2009 at 4:58pm - health - by TahRah (man) - United States (Virginia)



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