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Bhoek
  • Town/Country : Eemnes, The Netherlands
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 24 June 1991 (22 years)
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  • Number of comments : 12
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Today, I went to get a sports physical at a hospital. My nurse was morbidly obese and unattractive. She told me she would go through the tests listed on the sheet. She did everything, including feeling my genitalia. When it was done, I read over the sheet. Genitalia wasn't a test listed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (146008) - you deserved it (12667)

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