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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 11 July 1978 (36 years)
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  • Number of visits : 649
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I got mugged. After taking my cell phone, the guy politely said: "Thanks. Have a nice evening. Be careful on your way home." FML

#14119130
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32030) - you deserved it (2742)

On 12/07/2010 at 11:09am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Guatemala (Guatemala)

Today, my doctor told me to buy some KY Jelly and a dildo to help "loosen me up" so sex isn't so painful. I haven't been able to have sex for 6 months because it hurts so badly, and now my doctor has basically told me to go fuck myself. FML

#13937569
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33057) - you deserved it (7575)

On 11/22/2010 at 2:36pm - intimacy - by painfulintercourse - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I came home from work. I was really tired and told my son that I would make him dinner later. He called the cops saying, "Mommy won't feed me." FML

#13485553
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33119) - you deserved it (5526)

On 10/17/2010 at 12:52pm - kids - by Lauren Smith - United States (California)

Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter. I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do you have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing. FML

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262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41619) - you deserved it (12545)

On 08/22/2010 at 2:58am - kids - by Bailey - United States (Nebraska)



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