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Today, while studying in India, I was peacefully journaling, reflecting and enjoying the beautiful landscape. And then a monkey threw its poo at me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27922) - you deserved it (4795)

On 01/05/2010 at 7:49am - misc - by Anonymous - India (Madhya Pradesh)

Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (102358) - you deserved it (5949)

On 07/01/2009 at 2:33am - misc - by kewlio45 - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was packing my son's lunch and we ran out of water bottles. I asked my 16 years old to run to the store. She didnt want to but gave me one she had. After dropping my son off, my daughter frantically told me she made a mistake. I sent my second grader to school with a bottle of vodka. FML

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On 03/27/2009 at 2:42pm - misc - by badmom (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)



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