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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 11 November 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1185
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Bella_Stella : im awesome but i dont take crap
dont get on my bad side and we will get along fine :)
get on my bad side and you will have a hard life :)

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Today, the subway was extremely crowded and I ended up with my butt in a man's crotch. I kept trying to inch away or turn a different way, but there was no room. He could have turned to face the doors, but didn't. He got an erection. I was on there with him for 20 minutes. FML

#5486035
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45349) - you deserved it (4947)

On 09/26/2009 at 2:21pm - misc - by grossgross (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, the subway was extremely crowded and I ended up with my butt in a man's crotch. I kept trying to inch away or turn a different way, but there was no room. He could have turned to face the doors, but didn't. He got an erection. I was on there with him for 20 minutes. FML

#5486035
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45349) - you deserved it (4947)

On 09/26/2009 at 2:21pm - misc - by grossgross (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, the subway was extremely crowded and I ended up with my butt in a man's crotch. I kept trying to inch away or turn a different way, but there was no room. He could have turned to face the doors, but didn't. He got an erection. I was on there with him for 20 minutes. FML

#5486035
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45349) - you deserved it (4947)

On 09/26/2009 at 2:21pm - misc - by grossgross (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, the subway was extremely crowded and I ended up with my butt in a man's crotch. I kept trying to inch away or turn a different way, but there was no room. He could have turned to face the doors, but didn't. He got an erection. I was on there with him for 20 minutes. FML

#5486035
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45349) - you deserved it (4947)

On 09/26/2009 at 2:21pm - misc - by grossgross (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, while talking online with my boyfriend, the conversation turns sexual. He stops responding but I continue with the conversation. Then I get a response: "this is his sister. He fell asleep and I need the computer. I'll tell him you said goodnight, but not that other stuff". FML

#5266141
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22684) - you deserved it (7037)

On 09/15/2009 at 12:44am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my friends and I went to the beach and we were tanning when I suddenly saw 10 roses floating in the ocean. I went around to pick up all the roses and threw the petals at my friends. Then I notice a big boat of people in black and white were looking at me with disgust. It was a funeral. FML

#5087791
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15474) - you deserved it (47484)

On 09/06/2009 at 7:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)



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