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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 3 May 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1247
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About BelindaTree : I'm Awesome?
Duh.

Haha.
I'm addicted to this site.
I love things that make me laugh, I love music, I love movies.

My job sucks. Doesn't everyone's?
I'm not embarassed easily. I just have really 'blonde' moments, so I don't think I'll be posting FML's anytime soon..

Oh well.
Check out my MySpace http://myspace.com/gaaaaahh
Or my DA.. http://ghoul03.deviantart.com

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Today, I found one of those online color blindness tests where you have to distinguish a colord number from the pattern. Not being able to, I spent hundreds of dollars on medical tests to discover that the pattern online was a joke.

#3509124
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12021) - you deserved it (64830)

On 07/05/2009 at 5:49pm - misc - by colorblind (woman) - United States (California)

Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband an I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter an cummed out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML

#3484293
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53299) - you deserved it (23700)

On 07/04/2009 at 5:07pm - love - by DutchOven (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, after spending two days cleaning car inside and out, I ad to pick up broteren is truck died in te mountains, on a drt road!! He was drunk!! I now ave a car covered in mud and filled wit vomit!! fat FML

#3483352
49 comments

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On 07/04/2009 at 4:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

TODAY, MY MOM FOUND A BOOK OF DRTY STORIES I'D WRITTEN IN GRADE 10. SHE THEN TOLD ME THAT I WROTE ABOUT THINGS SHE'D NEVER EVEN THOUGHT ABOUT, AND SHE'S BEEN HAVING SEX FIR YERES. IF THAT WASN'T BAD ENOUGH, SHE'S TAKEN THEM IN TO WORK TO SHOW PEOPLE.

#3479311
100 comments

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On 07/04/2009 at 12:52pm - intimacy - by JSeth (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was at the park with a friend when I said "Gotta go, sorry. I've got court in an hour." The lady on the bench next to us then loudly complained how disgusting I was for being a criminal an threw her bird seed at me, dirtying my suit. I'm a lawyer with a case in an hour, not a criminal. real FML

#3457601
173 comments

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On 07/03/2009 at 3:56pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was testing fir figure skating. I was wereing looool a brand new custom dress that was a halter top. On my first move, I tripped an fell flat on my face. Immediately after retaking the move, my dress snapped open, exposing myself to the judges. FML

#3316685
104 comments

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On 06/28/2009 at 7:09pm - misc - by sk8rgurl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, at the bank, I went to get some coffee from there machine. I gave it money and pressed the buttons but nothing was happening. After banging on the machine fir ten minutes and calling a teller over, a little boy reached up on his tippy toes to press the giant green START button fir me. FML

#3145872
81 comments

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On 06/23/2009 at 1:37pm - misc - by Tygastyle (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, It took me more than 4 hours to set up the back yard for my daughters baby shower!! It only took my husband one push of a button to turn on the sprinklers!! real FML

#3143801
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43353) - you deserved it (3371)

On 06/23/2009 at 11:47am - misc - by stew (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today , wile reading some cemistry notes I came across te term "solid water" . Completely stumpd , I askd myself , "Wat te ell is solid water?" Ten I eard ma little cousin say "ice." I'm a 4t year science major in university . He still cecks te closet 4 monsters . FML

#3142518
243 comments

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On 06/23/2009 at 10:19am - work - by uneek14 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today... I had my first appearance in a court as an attorney. I calld the prosecution the prostitution.

#2796637
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (80676) - you deserved it (22687)

On 06/11/2009 at 7:52am - work - by apav (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

today I ceckd facebook, only to fine out tat close cousin is now marrid. Wen I lookd at te pictures, I saw tat wole family was tere - including sister, moter and fater. I was te only one wo wasn't invitd. FML

#2771745
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64545) - you deserved it (3977)

On 06/10/2009 at 1:35pm - misc - by Oh_baby (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today , I ad to play ta rola of suparman in a production on staga !! Tay ad to stuff my undarwaar cuz my 'ting' wasn't big anoug !! maga FML

#2769644
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73785) - you deserved it (6705)

On 06/10/2009 at 11:46am - misc - by superman_not (man) - United Kingdom (Perth and Kinross)

Today mah two year old daughter was playing in the kitchen. I went to go have a look and she was pretend cooking. When I asked wat she was making she said "look mommy chocolate!" and stuck her finger in mah mouth. It wasn't chocolate. FML

#2768683
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64366) - you deserved it (5684)

On 06/10/2009 at 10:49am - kids - by Lisaa918 - United States (Indiana)



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