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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 9 September 1980 (35 years)
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Today, I met a girl I used to make fun of in high school. She was taking my fingerprints after I was arrested. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7602) - you deserved it (78627)

On 08/23/2012 at 9:42am - misc - by TheBeautifulOne (woman) - United Kingdom (South Ayrshire)

Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML

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On 08/22/2012 at 4:27pm - misc - by XYZee - United States (Georgia)



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