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Today, I found a picture of my military husband kissing another woman. His excuse? It was photoshopped. FML
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On 09/24/2011 at 1:20am - love - by astocks - United States (New York)
Today, my brother told the family that if you pull on the dog's back foot then she always obeys. I later found my mom tugging on the dog's foot whispering "jump off a cliff" repeatedly. FML
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On 08/20/2011 at 7:02pm - misc - by lala7 - United States
Today, I was presented with a bill for $27,601 by my single, alcoholic, deadbeat father. Why? "For having to raise your goddamn lazy ass." FML
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On 08/03/2011 at 12:45am - money - by bigbill - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I had to do a "damage report" on myself after going to the midnight premiere of Harry Potter. As I was waiting for the previews, a 20 year old man dressed as a house elf tackled and wrestled me for my seat. FML
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On 07/15/2011 at 1:01pm - health - by beachbumb8538 - United States
Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML
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On 06/18/2011 at 11:43am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)
Today, my boss asked if he could pay me in guns. FML
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On 06/09/2011 at 12:06am - work - by grant b - United States (Texas)
Today, my mother set off the alarms at Walmart by shoplifting. She shouted at me to run, which I didn't. I had to get a ride home from the security guard, since my mother left without me because I didn't get to her car fast enough. FML
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On 06/08/2011 at 10:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, Twilight once again won all the awards at MTV, beating out Inception, Toy Story 3, Harry Potter, etc. This is MY generation. FML
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On 06/06/2011 at 2:27am - misc - by KillMeNow (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I discovered what it feels like to get a ruptured sinus. More specifically, I discovered what it feels like to get a ruptured sinus from being hit in the face by a pigeon that was deflected from the windscreen of a van moving at about 35mph. FML
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On 05/11/2011 at 5:17pm - health - by pigeons_suck (man) - United States (Washington)
Today, my cab driver told me about the time he tried to commit suicide by driving off a bridge... while we were crossing a river. FML
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On 03/24/2011 at 6:51pm - misc - by phantomdriver - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I was eating a hotdog. My huge Siberian Husky, upon becoming aware of this, jumped up on me. He forced his tongue into my mouth and ate the food I was in the middle of eating. FML
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On 03/10/2010 at 8:14pm - misc - by Hannah (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I woke up after a night of partying and went to the bathroom. That’s when I realized that after passing out with my shoes on last night, my friends decided use a black sharpie and play “connect the dots” with my acne. FML
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On 05/13/2009 at 4:15pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was on a webcam with my friend. We were joking around so I stood up and flashed her. Her grandma choose that second to walk past and look at the screen. Her grandma now thinks were lesbians and that I'm a whore. FML
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On 03/17/2009 at 4:51pm - misc - by webcammistake (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, after class I was chatting with my teacher, a really cool and stylish old black guy. I tell him he reminds me of one of those soul dudes from those 70s movies, right down to the pimp-walk. He tells me he walks that way because he was beaten for drinking out of the wrong fountain as a kid. FML
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On 02/23/2009 at 5:11pm - misc - by catfish - United States (Texas)
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