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About BeccaHugs : I like to read FMLs late at night when I'm REALLY overtired and think every single one is absolutely hilarious. Try it sometime. :)

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Today, I took my girlfriend out to a nice restaurant for our anniversary. Mid-way through the meal, a guy at the table across left for the restroom. My girlfriend reached over and swiped the guy's wallet from the table. My gonads went AWOL, and I couldn't even bring myself to call her out on it. FML

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220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6274) - you deserved it (15638)

On 03/05/2012 at 5:55pm - misc - by mark (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I caught myself yelling at the girl in the porn I was watching for looking at the camera every other second. FML

#19187545
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6806) - you deserved it (21587)

On 02/29/2012 at 5:36am - intimacy - by areyouserious - United States

Today, I caught myself yelling at the girl in the porn I was watching for looking at the camera every other second. FML

#19187545
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6806) - you deserved it (21587)

On 02/29/2012 at 5:36am - intimacy - by areyouserious - United States

Today, I dolled myself up and hit the campus gym, hoping to leave with a cute boy's number. I left in a stretcher. FML

#19155355
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8519) - you deserved it (22744)

On 02/24/2012 at 6:01pm - health - by gabby - United States (Texas)

Today, I dolled myself up and hit the campus gym, hoping to leave with a cute boy's number. I left in a stretcher. FML

#19155355
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8519) - you deserved it (22744)

On 02/24/2012 at 6:01pm - health - by gabby - United States (Texas)

Today, I was sitting at the mall food court, and wearing a "Blink If You Want Me" shirt. A guy walked by, saw my shirt, and made a point of holding a staring contest with me before moving on. FML

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151 comments

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On 02/22/2012 at 2:40pm - misc - by KittenNomNom - United States (Texas)

Today, my dad was complaining about how he makes so little money, so I suggested he invent something. The first thing that came to his mind was an automatic animal masturbator. FML

#19135287
125 comments

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On 02/21/2012 at 10:43pm - intimacy - by nothowtheydoitinalabama - United States (Oregon)

Today, I found out that my favorite song since I was a small child is actually about anal sex and delaying an orgasm. FML

#19117009
320 comments

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On 02/19/2012 at 6:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymoosey - Canada

Today, I received a single, hand-made Valentine's card from the weirdest kid in the school. It said, "If you ever get mauled by a bear, I hope he doesn't damage your face." FML

#18988741
222 comments

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On 02/04/2012 at 12:12am - love - by Jayde - United States (Texas)

Today, my mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with my bare hands. When I asked her what all the commotion was about, she said she was worried that I would catch "one of those computer viruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML

#18974920
215 comments

Today, while I was peacefully sleeping, I felt a hand suddenly slap my forehead. Then fingers began to press against my mouth, then nose, then eyes. I finally woke up to my girlfriend laughing hysterically. She'd confused me with her clock-radio. FML

#18814667
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20304) - you deserved it (2454) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/15/2012 at 1:14pm - love - by Vitriol (man) - France

Today, I was woken up early in the morning by the sound of my mother frantically crying out for help. Apparently she had tried, unsuccessfully, to "end the suffering" of an injured squirrel by drowning it in the toilet. How? By placing it into the bowl and smothering it with clothes. My clothes. FML

#18570075
246 comments

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On 12/21/2011 at 1:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was called a "whore," a "demon," a "piece of shit," and a "disrespectful bitch." All of this happened because I wouldn't let my mother-in-law borrow my car. This is a woman with multiple speeding tickets. FML

#18568632
125 comments

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On 12/21/2011 at 7:39am - misc - by sigh (woman) - United States

Today, at the nail salon, a Korean woman was making fun of me. I kindly told her, in Korean, that I understood. She kindly told me, in English, that she didn't care. FML

#18150713
175 comments

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On 11/03/2011 at 8:16pm - work - by EunJung - United States

Today, I found a picture of my military husband kissing another woman. His excuse? It was photoshopped. FML

#17817952
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23546) - you deserved it (2389)

On 09/24/2011 at 1:20am - love - by astocks - United States (New York)



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