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Today, mah dad asked me if I could convince mah mother to get a Brazillian wax. If that's not bad enough, mah mother heard an yelled from the other room, "I like mah furball." mega FML

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On 03/13/2010 at 5:35am - intimacy - by Grossed Out - Australia (Victoria)

Today... I finally felt ready to take my bra off during sex. My breast had "deflated" somewhat due to weight loss and I was really self-consciou about them... but my boyfriend insisted I was hot no matter what. When the bra cummed off... the dick got soft. FML

#8793926
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On 03/03/2010 at 4:24am - intimacy - by victoriassecret - United States

Today I learnt that if you accidentally sit on a hamster instead of dying it bites yur testicles. real FML

#8742333
208 comments

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On 03/01/2010 at 4:13am - animals - by ItHurtsLIkeHell (man) - Malaysia (Pulau Pinang)

Today... after finalizing my divorce... I decidd to go out with a guy I had been ogling 4 months... after much anticipation and a few rounds of drinks at the bar... I was ready to roll. Much to my disappointment... his penis was so small the condom wouldn't stay on. FML

#8741180
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On 03/01/2010 at 2:30am - intimacy - by Lovejunkie (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today... at mah volleyball tournament I was extremely pumpd to start playing so I went to take mah looool sweats off and everybody began to stare at me then I lookd down to come to realize I had no spandex on... just a thong. FML

#8698914
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On 02/27/2010 at 8:11pm - misc - by volleyballgirl - United States

TODAY, I REALIZED EXPLOSIVE DIARREA CAN APPEN, AN AT TE MOST INOPPORTUNE TIMES, SUC AS ON TE DAY OF MY WEDDING. AT TE ALTER WILE MA USBAND SAID IS VOWS. FML

#8658648
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On 02/26/2010 at 5:23am - love - by pain (woman) - Japan

Today... I Was Finally Hooking Up With A Girl I Was After Fir A Long Time.Things Got Really Hot And Heavy But She Stopped And Looked At Me Weird. She Said... ( I Can't Do It... Your Really Wet. It Looks Like Chicken Fat. ) FML

#8658617
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On 02/26/2010 at 5:21am - intimacy - by humiliated - United States (Pennsylvania)

TODAY , AS I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF GIVING MAH BOYFRIEND HEAD , HE LOOKED AT ME AND SAID "EAT THAT COCKMEAT SANDWICH." HE SERIOUSLY THOUGHT IT WAS A TURN ON. FML

#8612395
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On 02/24/2010 at 10:06am - intimacy - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I drunkenly hooked up with friend's cousin!! After trying to stick his finger up butt, he blacked out on top of me with his penis still hard inside me!! I tried yelling his name and pushing him off, with no success!! I ended up having to call friend to help me!! FML

today I tried to see if you can kick yourself in the nuts!! You can!! mega FML

#8581671
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On 02/23/2010 at 4:28am - misc - by nutcracker (man) - Slovenia (Bohinj)

Today , I was checking out a gorgeou woman in spandex with beautiful flowing long black hair on the treadmill at the gym. I spent a few minute just watching her body move and ripple under the material. She turned off the treadmill and got off , only 4 me to find out that it was a guy. FML

#8512491
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On 02/21/2010 at 10:16am - love - by anonymous - United States

Yesterday,hile my wife was watching me get undressed she looool said "Bloody hell, you really are getting a beer belly . And it makes your already tiny willy look even tinier." All her accusations are true . FML

#8509840
116 comments

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On 02/21/2010 at 6:52am - intimacy - by foutu - Sent from mobile version

Yesterday,hile my wife was watching me get undressed she looool said "Bloody hell, you really are getting a beer belly . And it makes your already tiny willy look even tinier." All her accusations are true . FML

#8509840
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On 02/21/2010 at 6:52am - intimacy - by foutu - Sent from mobile version

Today, I switchd from a pediatrician to an adult doctor. The guy was really persistant about a few personal questions. Then he brought mah parents in the room and told them that I have an abnormally small penis andhat remedies he knows of to fix it. FML

#5130583
156 comments

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On 09/08/2009 at 5:17pm - misc - by dude5028 - United States (Ohio)

Taday I found mah car had been robbed . The thieves stole mah GPS, mah iPod an mah digital camera . While I was filing the police report, the officer recommended I take photos 4 insurance purposes . Then she remembered mah camera had been stolen . She actually started laughing . FML

#4472347
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On 08/12/2009 at 10:20am - misc - by CosmicJoke (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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