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  • Number of visits : 346
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, while watching Animal Planet, I realised my boyfriend uses the Dog Whisperer techniques on me. FML

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104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25344) - you deserved it (8006)

On 02/28/2011 at 5:55am - love - by notagoodsign (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, I sent a picture to my girlfriend of my erect penis with a quote saying "It's waiting for you." She responded with a picture of her left hand showing her left ring finger with a quote saying "It's waiting for you too." FML

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222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11581) - you deserved it (79451)

On 12/07/2010 at 1:32pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to the gym that I just became a member of, making an extra effort to look good because I've heard there are hot guys there. The lady at the front desk said they need to take my picture, then took a second look and said, "Don't worry hun, we'll take it when you're more prepared." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45085) - you deserved it (4720)

On 04/13/2009 at 11:48am - misc - by ididlookgood (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my mom had my girlfriend and I over. Out of the blue, she pulled out my grandmother's wedding ring and gave it to me saying I can now propose. My girlfriend started screaming and said yes. I have been seeing someone else for 3 months and was going to break up with my girlfriend tomorrow. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (97805) - you deserved it (244430)

On 03/01/2009 at 4:58pm - love - by MrCanoe (man) - Canada (Manitoba)



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