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About Beautiful_Lights : Um...I'm 17....I like theater...That's all I got.
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Today, I started my community service at the dog pound. I like animals so I thought it would be a good place to do it. As I arrived they were throwing dogs that had been euthanized into a dump truck to be taken to a landfill. That was my job for the day. FML
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On 02/21/2011 at 10:15am - work - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I went to the doctor thinking I had breast cancer. Turns out, I have a third boob. FML
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Today, at my strictly Catholic grandmother's funeral, I was made to sit in the row behind the rest of the family, because I was born out of wedlock and wasn't a 'real' member. FML
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On 02/20/2011 at 7:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom
Today, I had all of my wisdom teeth removed. After the anesthesia wore off, I asked how long the procedure took, and the nurse told me a little less than an hour. Apparently I thought this was hilarious and started laughing, which ripped my new stitches. FML
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On 02/20/2011 at 12:04pm - health - by bouncekitty - United States (Illinois)
Today, I woke up next to my best friend after lots of drinking and the best sex I've ever had in my life. The only problem is we're both straight males. FML
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On 02/19/2011 at 4:29pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)
Today, while on lunch break, my fat, old co-worker walked into the break-room. I managed to block out his perverted heavy breathing, but had to leave when he began emitting a terrible odor that smelled like cheesy, sweaty molding feet. I barely held onto my lunch. FML
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Today, I was so lonely, I wound up talking for two hours to the creep who calls my number every Friday night and makes creepy obscene breathing noises on the other end of the phone. Turns out he's a better listener than my husband. FML
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On 02/19/2011 at 1:17am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I dropped my iPod Touch underneath concrete slab steps, and it's physically impossible to get it back. If you stand above where the iPod is, you can still hear it play music. It's like it's mocking me. FML
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On 09/20/2010 at 7:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, when my girlfriend woke me up, she said, "I just had the sexiest dream." Thinking she was feeling frisky, I started to try to fool around with her. She pulled away and said, "Well it wasn't about YOU." FML
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On 07/25/2010 at 7:09am - intimacy - by girlgirlinsanity (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, my boyfriend hacked my facebook account and set my status to say that I was in love with my boss. Seeing the post, my boss called me into his office, and told me he loved me too... FML
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On 07/13/2010 at 8:02pm - work - by Camille (woman) - United States (Maine)
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML
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On 01/21/2010 at 8:18pm - love - by heartbroken (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my boyfriend and his friends had a conversation about the power of boobs. He later asked me to make him a sandwich to "prove my love for him." I said "How about I just show you my tits?" Without looking up from the TV, he said, "How about you make me a sandwich?" FML
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On 12/10/2009 at 11:19pm - love - by Sheik (woman) - United States (California)
Today, at work, I was forced to listen to the Dolly Parton and Kenny Rogers Christmas album on repeat for 8 hours. FML
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On 12/02/2009 at 2:14am - work - by makeitstop - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I took my first Viagra. It worked great, but "Wally, the one-eyed wonder-weasel" would not return to "hiding". After 4 hours, I was in mortal aching pain, and went to my doctor for a shot and sedative. My wife, the doctor, and the nurse could not stifle their laughter. FML
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On 10/22/2009 at 12:07am - intimacy - by ItsFunnyNow (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I learned that if you're going to tell your mother you are gay, make sure she isn't holding a frying pan filled with hot grease. FML
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On 09/28/2009 at 5:00pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)
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