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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 18 February 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4762
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 29 posted

About BeautifulLiesx : This is where my bio would go...IF I HAD ONE.

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Visits<b>duduv2</b> - 7 hours ago<b>AyeTee77</b> - yesterday at 1:24am<b>four0seven</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 2:11am<b>pawesome21</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 11:17pm<b>Tori_belle</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 10:16pm<b>TexasDiesel97</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 9:03am<b>Bulldozer36</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 1:40pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 11:55am<b>Mons</b> - the 01/26/2016 at 9:47pm<b>gkmd98</b> - the 01/25/2016 at 8:00pm<b>Robby2448</b> - the 01/25/2016 at 4:51pm<b>TheOneButNotOnly</b> - the 01/25/2016 at 2:17am<b>Alexxandre</b> - the 01/25/2016 at 1:43am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 4:43pm<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 2:07pm<b>DerBuchmacher</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 12:31am<b>HitTheRoadJacK3</b> - the 01/22/2016 at 4:54pm<b>jonah777</b> - the 01/22/2016 at 11:10am

Fucked!<b>AyeTee77</b> - the 02/06/2016 at 5:41am<b>Tori_belle</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 5:41am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/25/2016 at 6:29pm<b>Robby2448</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 3:25pm<b>TheOneButNotOnly</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 10:51am<b>Nolimits2218</b> - the 01/20/2016 at 7:19am<b>Doubledimp</b> - the 01/06/2016 at 12:56am<b>Adolf_Hipster13</b> - the 01/04/2016 at 7:17am<b>allred1997</b> - the 01/03/2016 at 8:53am<b>karacakal2</b> - the 12/21/2015 at 1:40pm<b>xswitch74</b> - the 12/07/2015 at 1:15am<b>_ely_foster_</b> - the 12/07/2015 at 12:09am<b>NessieMonster188</b> - the 12/06/2015 at 11:49pm<b>A07</b> - the 12/06/2015 at 7:05am<b>HRTreatman</b> - the 12/04/2015 at 5:16am<b>Mons</b> - the 12/04/2015 at 3:01am<b>ComoEsJuan</b> - the 12/03/2015 at 8:00pm<b>holymacabre</b> - the 12/03/2015 at 4:05pm

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You've received 68 likes on your profile. Kinky.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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BeautifulLiesx's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to the doctor's because I could feel something solid in my breasts, and I wanted to get it checked, just to be safe. Turns out it was my ribs. Oops. FML

#21512779
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18046) - you deserved it (7769)

On 01/08/2016 at 6:28am - health - by Lara (woman) - Germany (Bremen)

Today, I got a call from my dad asking if I was a porno actress. I am. FML

#21510678
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25331) - you deserved it (22344)

On 01/02/2016 at 5:31pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, at school, I was asked to play a complex piano piece in front of my class, teachers and guests. I nailed it, but what stood out most for everyone was how I apparently looked like I was being possessed while performing. FML

#21494410
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22497) - you deserved it (1945)

On 11/19/2015 at 11:44am - misc - by auto boogie man (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to a costume contest as Jon Snow from Game of Thrones. I won, which was nice, until I was told that the only flaws in my "Samwell Tarly" outfit were my long hair and wrong sword. FML

#21485861
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20326) - you deserved it (2620)

On 10/29/2015 at 3:43pm - misc - by Fat Jon - Mexico (Distrito Federal)

Today, I brought a boy home for the first time, only to have my dad ask him what his mother's maiden name was. When he answered, my dad exclaimed, "Oh yeah! I think I dated her in high school. I could be your father!" FML

#21468418
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25877) - you deserved it (1691)

On 09/14/2015 at 3:54pm - love - by meunluckycharms - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I came to work with a huge hangover after a night out. I work as a marching band director, and guess who I had to conduct a sectional with? That's right, percussion. My head still hasn't stopped throbbing. FML

#21464672
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11938) - you deserved it (26530)

On 09/04/2015 at 9:25pm - work - by oww - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was unloading Cokes outside of the movie theater I work at. While bent over, I heard someone call out, "Damn girl, you got a fat ass," followed by, "Oh God, that's a man!" I am indeed a man. FML

#21455147
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28674) - you deserved it (2683)

On 08/12/2015 at 9:50am - misc - by Why Me - United States (Washington)

Today, my girlfriend came back from her mission trip with hickies all over her boobs. She said it wasn't cheating because she was doing God's work and that they canceled each other out. FML

#21432849
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32306) - you deserved it (2645)

On 06/27/2015 at 2:29pm - love - by isaidfuckoff (woman) - United States

Today, I submitted a poem for my English class. I had fun writing it, so I wrote a second which was not nearly as good. My procrastinator of a friend never did his, so I gave him my extra poem. Mine was given a 75% while "his" received a 93%. FML

#21431507
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23777) - you deserved it (8655)

On 06/24/2015 at 11:49pm - misc - by WhyIHateTeachers - United States (Florida)

Today, after constant avoidance, I saw the man who slept with my mother and caused my parents to get divorced. I desperately wanted to punch him in the face, but instead I had to smile and shake his hand as he gave me my diploma. FML

#21431164
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37084) - you deserved it (2303)

On 06/24/2015 at 1:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, it's my birthday. I had asked my parents for a keyboard, and I was really excited to open the massive box they gave me. It was a computer keyboard. I've been playing piano for 11 years. FML

#21428456
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29417) - you deserved it (4387)

On 06/19/2015 at 4:37am - misc - by THANKS - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my mother got heartburn. She claimed she only gets heartburn when she is near a pregnant woman. She threatened to kick me out of the house if I didn't take a pregnancy test, despite there being no way I was pregnant. Turns out, I am pregnant, and my mother's ego has never been bigger. FML

#21427606
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31955) - you deserved it (9232)

On 06/17/2015 at 2:09pm - kids - by RecentCollegeGrad (woman) -

Today, my husband and I broke the news to my 10-year-old son that in about 8 months, he'll have a baby brother or sister. I knew he never wanted a sibling, but I didn't expect him to throw a tantrum, then look at me through teary eyes and scream, "Why can't you keep your fucking legs closed?" FML

#21423894
320 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37092) - you deserved it (7778)

On 06/10/2015 at 12:13pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I wore a pair of shorts a size too big while doing laundry. When I ordered a pizza afterwards and answered the door, I realized I looked a little heavy, so I sucked in my stomach. My shorts fell to the ground in front of the delivery guy. FML

#21408368
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28068) - you deserved it (9326)

On 05/11/2015 at 12:40pm - misc - by oops (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I found out that maggots can live inside of a saxophone. FML

#21406781
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28792) - you deserved it (4117)

On 05/08/2015 at 1:40pm - misc - by McWhopper - United States (Massachusetts)



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