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BballHottie34
  • Town/Country : US
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 18 January 1997 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 1050
  • Number of comments : 42
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About BballHottie34 : I play Basketball. I LAX. Im 5"9". I have bright blue eyes and brown hair w/ natural blonde highlights. Any other questions?? Message me(; winky

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Today, the hillbillies who inhabit the apartment above mine got karaoke machine. It's 1 am and they're singing Achy Breaky Heart. FML

#17715363
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29303) - you deserved it (2810)

On 09/10/2011 at 11:18pm - misc - by 5.9Cummins (woman) - Canada

Today, my son was eating a plum. I was busy in the kitchen, and he came running in saying "Mummy my plum is wet", I told him it was fine and bit a bit off to prove it. He looked at me and said "No Mummy! Can you wash it please, I dropped it in my potty". I feel ill. FML

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77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28462) - you deserved it (8268)

On 08/28/2011 at 5:25pm - kids - by cjay2200 - United Kingdom (Lincolnshire)

Today, while at a boring lecture, I heard some people behind me whispering and laughing. I turned around, wondering what was so funny, which made them laugh even more. I then realised it looked like I'd been giving my pen a blowjob for the last 10 minutes. FML

#15386188
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16405) - you deserved it (27560)

On 03/19/2011 at 5:37pm - intimacy - by gayboii (man) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML

#784043
449 comments

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On 04/03/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by rebekah (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I woke up after having had sex with my 4-year crush expecting to find him in bed next to me. Instead, I found my cell phone with a text message from him that said "you should really do something about the pimples on your ass." FML

#90638
52 comments

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On 02/20/2009 at 6:25pm - intimacy - by acw2110 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my mom found a condom in my pocket while doing my laundry. Instead of having the subsequent discussion about the birds and the bees my mother simply asked "Who would have sex with you?" FML

#79669
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I agree, your life sucks (46515) - you deserved it (4560)

On 02/19/2009 at 4:44pm - intimacy - by dpl (man) - United States (New York)



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